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[waves lapping]

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[seagulls squawking]

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[French narrator] Follow me

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to the bottom of the sea.

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To a world that is truly magnifique,

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full of wonderful inhabitants,

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like Monsieur SpongeBob SquarePants

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in a land that is, how
do you say… subaquatic.

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-[zapping] -[laughs]

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♪ Welcome to Bikini Bottom ♪

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♪ At the bottom of the ocean ♪

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♪ Where everyday The skies are sunny blue ♪

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♪ On the ocean floor You'll
find everything and more ♪

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♪ And there's a place for me and you ♪

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♪ Come on down Conch Street
'Cause I'd like you to meet ♪

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♪ My sparkling long-time
friend Patrick Star ♪

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-Hi! -♪ And if you don't mind getting wet ♪

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♪ Ooh, you'll love the clarinet Of
the multi-limbed maestro Squidward ♪

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[discordant clarinet note]

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♪ Sandy Cheeks, Pearl
Mrs. Puff, Mr. Krabs ♪

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♪ If you're hungry Then the
Krusty Krab's really fab ♪

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♪ Long-time winner of patty of the year ♪

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What am I going to do with
500 barrels of root beer?

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[narrator] ♪ It's
another SpongeBob movie... ♪

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[Plankton] All right! Hold
it right there, Frenchie.

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This is my movie!

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-Darken the skies! -[eerie music playing]

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Okay, now, push in.

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[music intensifies]

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And… cue the title!

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[electricity crackling]

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All right, keep pushing in.

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Closer… closer…

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Can you hurry up? I haven't got all day!

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Now stop! Ow! Too close!

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You trying to kill me? This
is the beginning of my movie!

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Anyway, ever since I was a little boy,

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I've always dreamed of
taking over the world!

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[yipping]

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Tonight's the night, Spot,
after 25 years of trial and error.

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-[Spot growls] -Yeah,
yeah, I know a lot of error.

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[groans]

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But tonight, Daddy has
a world domination plan

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called Operation Success!

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[laughs] It's got
success right in the name.

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First, I steal the secret formula
to the famous Krabby Patty sandwich

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and take over the Krusty
Krab from Mr. Krabs.

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Then, with the restaurant,
I'll soon take over Bikini Bottom.

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And after that, I'll
take over the whole world!

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[evil music playing]

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[giggles]

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[maniacal laughter]

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- [all] ♪ We love Krabby patties ♪
- [Plankton] Seven o'clock, closing time.

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Everything's going according to plan.

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Karen! Karen?

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Karen!

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[sinsongy] Computer wife,
where are you? I have my mask on!

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Let's go! [echoes]

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Hmm… [grumbles]

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Now, where is she?

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Not there. Not there either.

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Aha! There she blows!

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She's out with the Gal Pals again
and forgot all about my plan. Ugh.

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Be a good boy, Spot.

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-[Spot barks] -[cackles]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[Karen] Here's your coffee, ladies.

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[Sandy] Wanna go to the
movies with us tonight, Karen?

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It's a sci-fi rom-com screwball thriller!

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-Animated. -With songs.

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Ah, sorry, Gal Pals,

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but after Plankton fails to steal
the Krabby Patty secret formula

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yet again tonight,

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this supercomputer is going to unleash

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a diabolical, all-consuming
world domination plan of my own!

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That my nubby hubby will love. [laughs]

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[laughing nervously]

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You go, gadget girl.

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Yeah, you're the real evil genius.

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Phew! Good thing she's
doing it with Plankton

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and not on her own or I'd
be scared for the world.

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[Plankton] Karen!

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-Karen! -[Karen sighs]

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Speak of the little green devil.

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[grunts] Karen, why are you
sitting around drinking coffee

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when it's time for my plan to steal…

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You know… [whispering] Operation Success.

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Oh, you mean stealing
Krab's secret formula?

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Karen! [grumbles]

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Sure, I'll help you.

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-[all laugh] -[Karen] Good bye, gals.

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Gal Pals to the movies! Hee-yaw!

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[heroic music playing]

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[Plankton] Don't you get it?
This is a big night for me.

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I'm finally gonna beat that idiot, Krabs!

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[laughs] Do you see this, boyo?

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We really tricked him
into thinking we left.

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Hmm? Boyo?

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Boyo?

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Hmm.

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SpongeBob!

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Whoa! Sorry, Mr. Krabs!

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I've been reading this
Super Psychiatrist comic book.

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[grumbles]

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And it says boundaries are very important.

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And this…

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Do you have to expose my plans like
that in front of your silly friends?

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Really? You're worried about being exposed?

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You walk around naked all the time.

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Doesn't that seem a
little… personal and private?

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Whaddya... Don't listen to funny books!

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Look, SpongeBob, I'm gonna tell you a
rule that allows you to spy on, I-I mean,

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observe folks for their own good.

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It's called…

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invasion of privacies.

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Oh, invasion of privacies!

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Aye, lad.

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Now, you see, Plankton's been weaseling
his way into me office for months now.

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Setting up a device to steal
me Krabby Patty secret formula

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And I've been letting him think
he's gonna succeed this time.

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But he's really just a
pitiful pathetic jerk!

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Ugh.

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A little harsh.

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Who cares! Just watch.

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…of my nakedness?

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[grunts] Alright, let's go.
Let's get this show on the road.

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Give me a lift and then you can go.

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[Karen] So that's it?

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I'm just a mechanical elevator
for your little green behind?

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Oh, honey, don't sell yourself short.

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You're the best mechanical elevator
a little green behind can have.

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What? But you were just up there.

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-[giggling] -Ugh, never mind.

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Hup! You can roll away now.

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[Karen gasps, grumbles]

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From here on in, it's all me!

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[twangy spy music playing]

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[chuckles]

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♪ If you see me lurking outside
your door Better grab your belongings ♪

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♪ And swim for shore ♪

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♪ You're all a bunch of dumbos
Who don't know the score ♪

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♪ Well, I went to college
And I'm rotten to the core ♪

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♪ I'm a marine drifter
I'm a first-rate grifter ♪

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♪ I could be a shape-shifter
If that's what's called for ♪

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♪ I'm Plankton ♪

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♪ Get out of my way, I'm Plankton ♪

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♪ Better do as I say ♪

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♪ You always blow it ♪

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♪ Don't you know it? ♪

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♪ Time for me to take the lead ♪

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♪ If you listen to me For
just once in your life ♪

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♪ Chances are we will succeed ♪

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[spy music continues]

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[Karen and Plankton] ♪ P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N ♪

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♪ P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N ♪

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♪ P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N ♪

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♪ P-L-A-N-K-T-O-N ♪

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♪ Plankton, Plankton, Plankton, Plankton ♪

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♪ The secret formula
Is waiting for me here ♪

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♪ And you bet your boots I'm gonna get it ♪

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♪ If you underestimated my twisted brain ♪

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♪ Then for sure you're gonna regret it ♪

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♪ Taking over the world ♪

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♪ Today's the day Sweet
victory is just a pull away ♪

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♪ I'm Plankton, the biggest evil genius ♪

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♪ I'm Plankton The smartest villain alive ♪

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♪ I'm Plankton I'm gonna get what I want ♪

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♪ I'm Plankton I'm taking over the world ♪

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Pack your bags, secret formula.

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You're coming home to a new papa.

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Huh? What's this?

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Some kind of invisible force field?

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Sorry, Plankton! Bugs
like you belong outside.

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[laughs] Say hi to the missus for me.

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[Plankton screaming]

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[groans, grunts]

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[babbles loudly]

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[sighs]

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Honey, I'm home…

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Wha?!

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[all munching]

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Huh?

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Wait a minute, what
happened to my Chum Bucket?

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What?

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And what are all these
customers doing here?

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[customers chomping]

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[Plankton] Karen!

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Oh, you're finally here.

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Surprise!

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What in Neptune's nostrils
have you done to my restaurant?

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Well, I calculated that if everybody
actually ate at the Chum Bucket,

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you wouldn't need the
Krabby Patty secret formula.

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- So I gave the place a contemporary touch.
- Huh?

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It's a fully modern, automated
backslash home-cooking fusion restaurant.

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And it's open 24 hours with plans
to expand into the known universe.

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And that's not all. Wait till you see this!

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And what's this supposed to be?

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It's chum.

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I just added a little sugar, some pizzazz,

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and now it tastes like world domination!

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Where's the evil, Karen?

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Where is the evil? I don't see it!

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It's still fast food.

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[in menacing voice] There's the evil.

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[gulping]

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Ahh! Amazing!

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See? They love it!

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I don't care if they marry it!

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None of these cockamamie changes are
going to help me steal the secret formula.

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Your idea hasn't worked for 25 years!

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Why don't you try stealing
some brains for a change?

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I don't need brains.

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I need an assistant who listens to me!

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Assistant? I thought we
were partners in crime!

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Listen, if you don't try my idea
this time, then it's the last straw.

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Think about it.

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Okay, let me think about it.

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Hmm.

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Mmm.

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Ugh!

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Hmm…

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Nope! I hate this and
I'm taking it all down!

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Don't you dare!

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Oh, I dare! [cackles]

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I'm daring, Karen! Get a load of me!

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I'm daring!

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[laughs] Double dare! Triple dare!

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[laughs]

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Quadruple dare!

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[grumbles]

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Ooh! I hate this!

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I don't like this!

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[cackling]

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Or this!

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This or this!

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And I hate this!

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No!

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[grumbles]

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No!

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Alright, listen up!

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I want everybody out of here right now!

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[customers chewing]

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[grunts]

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[cackles]

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Yeah! Yeah! Oh yeah!

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Now you're listening!

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[laughs]

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[laughs]

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[loud slurping]

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Mmm. Wow, Plankton! This is delicious!

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And I love the fire show!

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Hotfoot it outta here!

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Ooh!

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[screaming] No! Whoa, whoa! Ah! Whoa!

256
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,708
-[screaming] -[sizzling]

257
00:13:06,791 --> 00:13:09,375
Wow! [vocalizing in pain]

258
00:13:09,875 --> 00:13:11,958
Ah… phew!

259
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,291
-[metal clashing] -[Karen
and Plankton argue loudly]

260
00:13:14,375 --> 00:13:15,375
Huh?

261
00:13:15,916 --> 00:13:18,416
Uh-oh, that sounds personal and private.

262
00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,916
[Mr. Krabs] Psst, boyo.

263
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,375
Remember, they call it
invasion of privacies.

264
00:13:24,458 --> 00:13:26,000
[laughs] Thank you, Mr. Krabs

265
00:13:26,083 --> 00:13:27,666
-You're welcome! -[chuckles]

266
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,666
[Karen grumbles] Plankton!

267
00:13:32,750 --> 00:13:35,541
You know what your problem is?

268
00:13:35,625 --> 00:13:37,666
Are you even listening to me?

269
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,666
Of course I'm listening.

270
00:13:39,750 --> 00:13:41,000
I'd love some coffee.

271
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:43,750
Five creams, nine sugars,
and stir it clockwise.

272
00:13:43,833 --> 00:13:45,500
-[electricity crackling] -[grumbles]

273
00:13:45,583 --> 00:13:47,500
[Karen] You're such a jerk!

274
00:13:48,041 --> 00:13:51,916
I'm gonna do something I
should have done a long time ago!

275
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,916
[gasps] No, Karen! Don't!

276
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:55,833
Can we talk about this?

277
00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:57,958
I'm done talking!

278
00:13:58,041 --> 00:14:01,166
Karen, please don't do this!

279
00:14:01,250 --> 00:14:03,833
We don't know the consequences!

280
00:14:03,916 --> 00:14:05,750
I don't care!

281
00:14:07,416 --> 00:14:09,458
[Plankton screaming]

282
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:12,625
Don't swing your purse like that, honey.

283
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:16,583
Swing your purse like this! [whooping]

284
00:14:16,666 --> 00:14:18,541
Hi, Plank... Whoa!

285
00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,416
Whoa! [grunting]

286
00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,500
-High again! -[Plankton screams]

287
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:28,708
[laughs]

288
00:14:29,291 --> 00:14:30,958
-Oh, what's happening? -Huh?

289
00:14:32,083 --> 00:14:34,083
Whoa! [straining]

290
00:14:34,166 --> 00:14:35,083
Huh?

291
00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,041
[belt creaks, snaps]

292
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:40,500
Nooo! Spatty!

293
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,416
[dramatic music playing]

294
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:49,083
What? She magnetized the Chum Bucket?!

295
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,625
[Karen] Plankton!

296
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,166
[gasps]

297
00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:54,250
[whimpering]

298
00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:56,583
[Plankton whimpers]

299
00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:59,375
Our evil alliance is through!

300
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,666
[grunts] Ah!

301
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:03,833
[both gasp]

302
00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:05,458
[Karen grunting]

303
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,541
[both whimper]

304
00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,208
[pained groaning]

305
00:15:10,291 --> 00:15:12,833
Holy mama pajama!

306
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,083
[maniacal laughter]

307
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:18,125
[electricity buzzing]

308
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,083
[powering up sound]

309
00:15:23,041 --> 00:15:24,166
[SpongeBob] Whoa!

310
00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:26,333
-[beeping] -Whoa!

311
00:15:28,291 --> 00:15:29,291
Ah!
[growls]

312
00:15:30,166 --> 00:15:31,166
[grunts]

313
00:15:31,541 --> 00:15:32,916
[Karen snarls]

314
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:36,291
You've got three heads?

315
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:40,041
Aw, the widdle green
man can count! [scoffs]

316
00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,708
Let me introduce myself.

317
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:44,333
I'm Super Snarky Karen.

318
00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:47,791
-And this… -Is Super Smart Karen.

319
00:15:47,875 --> 00:15:51,250
-And this… -…is Super Evil Karen!

320
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:53,625
Super, super, super!

321
00:15:53,708 --> 00:15:56,250
Where'd you get those
names? The supermarket?

322
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,625
[chuckles] Supermarket.

323
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,500
[Evil Karen] Let's blast him! Say goodbye!

324
00:16:00,583 --> 00:16:01,458
[roar]

325
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,000
Hold on, Evil!

326
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:06,458
There are steps to be
taken for world domination.

327
00:16:06,541 --> 00:16:09,541
World domination? That's my thing!

328
00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,041
Not anymore, green bean.

329
00:16:12,125 --> 00:16:14,916
We're gonna do what you could never do.

330
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,250
What do you mean?

331
00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:19,541
You might want to take
notes during this song.

332
00:16:19,625 --> 00:16:22,416
Song? When did you have
time to write a song?

333
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,166
[synth-pop music playing]

334
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:27,041
♪ My power is beyond compare ♪

335
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,458
♪ There's nothing you can do to prepare ♪

336
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,791
♪ No escaping my malware ♪

337
00:16:34,458 --> 00:16:35,791
♪ I will crush you ♪

338
00:16:36,375 --> 00:16:37,708
♪ I shall destroy you ♪

339
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:43,041
♪ Now's the time I'm gonna take control ♪

340
00:16:43,125 --> 00:16:45,166
♪ Watch Bikini Bottom blow ♪

341
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:48,708
♪ I'm gonna rise up like a hurricane ♪

342
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:52,625
♪ Take your final breath away ♪

343
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:55,625
♪ Fill the world with hurt and pain ♪

344
00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:59,333
-♪ Say my name ♪ -♪ Karen ♪

345
00:16:59,416 --> 00:17:03,458
♪ I'm the real evil mastermind ♪

346
00:17:03,541 --> 00:17:07,250
♪ I rule the world Through space and time ♪

347
00:17:07,332 --> 00:17:09,957
♪ Take it all and make it mine ♪

348
00:17:10,041 --> 00:17:14,125
-♪ Say my name ♪ -♪ Karen ♪

349
00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:15,625
[evil laughter]

350
00:17:15,707 --> 00:17:18,750
♪ I'll take over all of planet Earth ♪

351
00:17:18,832 --> 00:17:21,957
♪ Then I'll expand across the universe ♪

352
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:25,416
♪ Take it all for all it's worth ♪

353
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:29,792
♪ I want everything, give me everything ♪

354
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:34,707
♪ Now's the time I'm gonna take control ♪

355
00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:37,375
♪ Let the devastation roll ♪

356
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:39,582
♪ Ha! It's over, Plankton ♪

357
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:42,207
♪ I don't need your tiny hands ♪

358
00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:44,207
♪ And your never-ending failed plans ♪

359
00:17:44,292 --> 00:17:48,292
♪ You thought you were so devious ♪

360
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:51,582
♪ But it's me, I'm the real evil genius ♪

361
00:17:51,667 --> 00:17:53,207
♪ One, two, three, four ♪

362
00:17:53,292 --> 00:17:54,417
[cackling]

363
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,417
♪ I'm gonna rise up like a hurricane ♪

364
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,667
♪ Take your final breath away ♪

365
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:05,082
♪ Fill the world with hurt and pain ♪

366
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,417
-♪ Say my name ♪ -♪ Karen ♪

367
00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:12,417
♪ I am the real evil mastermind ♪

368
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:16,207
♪ I rule the world Through space and time ♪

369
00:18:16,292 --> 00:18:19,292
♪ Take it all and make it mine ♪

370
00:18:19,375 --> 00:18:23,417
-♪ Say my name ♪ -♪ Karen ♪

371
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,292
[Karens cackle]

372
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:28,957
♪ Karen! ♪

373
00:18:29,957 --> 00:18:33,875
What makes you think you
can do all that without me?

374
00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:37,082
Alright already! What are
we gonna do with him, ladies?

375
00:18:37,167 --> 00:18:38,875
-I say... -Blast him!

376
00:18:38,957 --> 00:18:40,582
I say we dissect him.

377
00:18:40,667 --> 00:18:43,457
[whimpers] And I say… run!

378
00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:44,707
[Karens laugh]

379
00:18:44,792 --> 00:18:46,500
[suspenseful music playing]

380
00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,500
He's getting away!

381
00:18:48,582 --> 00:18:51,792
But it is important that we
complete our battle station first.

382
00:18:51,875 --> 00:18:56,250
Hey, ladies, what do you
say we pick up some takeout?

383
00:18:56,332 --> 00:18:57,875
[cackling]

384
00:18:57,957 --> 00:19:00,542
[snoring] Money, money, money, money.

385
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:01,917
[snoring] Money, money...

386
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,332
[loud explosion]

387
00:19:03,417 --> 00:19:07,625
[gasps] What's happening? What's happening?

388
00:19:07,707 --> 00:19:10,292
What's happening is, I ran out of ketchup.

389
00:19:10,375 --> 00:19:12,332
Patrick, how'd you get in here?

390
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:13,917
We're closed!

391
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,875
Ah! [grunts]

392
00:19:15,957 --> 00:19:18,957
Where are you going,
me beloved Krusty Krab?

393
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:21,000
[straining] No!

394
00:19:21,082 --> 00:19:22,500
[dramatic music playing]

395
00:19:22,582 --> 00:19:23,792
[thudding, clattering]

396
00:19:23,875 --> 00:19:25,457
-Whoa! -[splats]

397
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:28,042
Hmm? Yay! Ketchup!

398
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,125
[chomping loudly]

399
00:19:30,207 --> 00:19:33,832
Patrick, stop yer salivating
all over me windows!

400
00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,375
-Hello! -Ow!

401
00:19:35,457 --> 00:19:37,000
Goodbye!

402
00:19:37,082 --> 00:19:38,832
[customer screaming]

403
00:19:38,917 --> 00:19:41,082
[Karens cackling]

404
00:19:41,167 --> 00:19:43,582
Oh, is that Karen?

405
00:19:43,667 --> 00:19:47,457
She's gone full hydra! [gasps, grunts]

406
00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:51,417
Time to rally the Civil Defense!

407
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:54,417
-[beeping] -[siren blaring]

408
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,832
-People of Bikini Bottom! -Oh!

409
00:19:56,917 --> 00:20:00,417
[Karen] If you do not wish to
be harmed, abandon all homes,

410
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:03,917
businesses, and public restrooms.

411
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,125
[laughs]

412
00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:08,000
Breaking news! There
appears to be a giant...

413
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,500
There appears to be a giant mag...

414
00:20:10,582 --> 00:20:12,167
-[clears throat] -[water sloshes]

415
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:14,875
There appears to be a giant magnet

416
00:20:14,957 --> 00:20:19,792
sucking everything metal
across Bikini Bottom! [screams]

417
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:24,707
Thank you! I love these new stilettos!

418
00:20:26,042 --> 00:20:27,917
Oh! Wait!

419
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
[yelps]

420
00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,875
This isn't my size!

421
00:20:31,957 --> 00:20:33,750
-[lively piano music playing] -Huh?

422
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,542
[whimpers, screams]

423
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,417
[cutlery clattering]

424
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,542
[magnetic droning]

425
00:20:43,457 --> 00:20:45,292
Yeah, I'm not cleaning this up!

426
00:20:45,917 --> 00:20:47,625
[SpongeBob screaming]

427
00:20:47,707 --> 00:20:50,500
[suspenseful music playing]

428
00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:52,667
-[Plankton] Whoa! -[SpongeBob grunts]

429
00:20:55,667 --> 00:20:56,832
Potatoes.

430
00:20:57,875 --> 00:21:00,792
Why did it have to be potatoes?

431
00:21:00,875 --> 00:21:03,000
-[loud rumbling] -[whimpering]

432
00:21:05,667 --> 00:21:08,832
Plankton, what did you
do to make Karen so angry?

433
00:21:08,917 --> 00:21:10,375
I have no idea!

434
00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,332
Why are you doing this to me? [squeals]

435
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:15,125
Why? [sobbing]

436
00:21:15,207 --> 00:21:19,707
Think. There must be something.
Something in your past.

437
00:21:20,582 --> 00:21:23,332
Well, if there is, I
must have blocked it out.

438
00:21:23,417 --> 00:21:27,917
Ooh! I read all about that in
my Super Psychiatrist comic book.

439
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,957
I even sent away for this

440
00:21:30,042 --> 00:21:32,332
Junior Psychiatrist Kit!

441
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:34,207
I can psychoanalyze you!

442
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:37,167
I don't need a shrink.
I'm shrunk enough already!

443
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:40,250
We'll explore where your
relationship with Karen went wrong…

444
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,417
-Ugh. -…get you two back together,

445
00:21:42,500 --> 00:21:44,332
and save Bikini Bottom!

446
00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:46,500
[rumbling]

447
00:21:48,292 --> 00:21:51,332
Hmm. Wait a minute. Who knows?

448
00:21:51,417 --> 00:21:56,042
Maybe analysis will help
me find a way to destroy…

449
00:21:56,125 --> 00:22:00,207
I mean, uh, to help me understand
Karen and our relationship!

450
00:22:01,457 --> 00:22:04,832
Okay, go ahead. Shrink away, Doc!

451
00:22:04,917 --> 00:22:07,707
[lively music playing]

452
00:22:09,832 --> 00:22:11,250
Please, lie down.

453
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:14,375
[grumbles]

454
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:18,917
[in Austrian accent] Now, so, let's
begin at the beginning, shall we?

455
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:23,417
I have to warn you, I've never
been able to be hypnotized…

456
00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,292
[groaning]

457
00:22:26,417 --> 00:22:31,000
Ever since I was a little kid,
I've always wanted to rule the world.

458
00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:35,542
[lively bluegrass music playing]

459
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:39,332
♪ I was born pure evil
First word was tyranny ♪

460
00:22:39,417 --> 00:22:42,082
♪ Six thousand brothers
Six thousand sisters ♪

461
00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:44,082
♪ Then there was little old me ♪

462
00:22:44,167 --> 00:22:47,707
♪ There's no doubt I came
out The smartest of the bunch ♪

463
00:22:47,792 --> 00:22:51,875
♪ But if you met my family
You'd know that ain't sayin' much ♪

464
00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:56,207
♪ The family biz was moonfizz
But that buzz weren't for me ♪

465
00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,792
♪ I dreamt of global domination ♪

466
00:22:59,417 --> 00:23:01,375
♪ Sweet autocracy ♪

467
00:23:02,542 --> 00:23:06,875
♪ But my family didn't get me
I was a stranger in my home ♪

468
00:23:06,957 --> 00:23:11,332
♪ Despite being so surrounded
Well, I always felt alone ♪

469
00:23:11,417 --> 00:23:15,207
♪ Had no bud, no best pal
My future was condemned ♪

470
00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:20,667
♪ Till I took a tater and a
calculator And I made myself a friend ♪

471
00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:25,042
♪ I made a new friend I made a new friend ♪

472
00:23:26,792 --> 00:23:27,792
Can you hear me?

473
00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:30,707
Bubble once for "yes," and twice for "no."

474
00:23:30,792 --> 00:23:31,667
[bubble pops]

475
00:23:31,750 --> 00:23:34,125
[giggles] Incredible!

476
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,832
-Do you have a name? -[bubbling]

477
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:37,917
[gasps]

478
00:23:39,917 --> 00:23:41,582
[rapid beeping]

479
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,667
Karen! Your name is Karen!

480
00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:46,750
[chuckles] My friend Karen! Yay!

481
00:23:46,832 --> 00:23:48,917
[bluegrass music continues]

482
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:51,082
[Plankton] ♪ We did everything together ♪

483
00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:53,125
♪ We even dressed the same ♪

484
00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:55,707
♪ That spud was my best buddy ♪

485
00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:57,457
♪ Karen was her name ♪

486
00:23:57,542 --> 00:23:59,750
-♪ My world was so much
greater ♪ -[flatulence]

487
00:23:59,832 --> 00:24:02,167
-♪ With that tater in my life ♪ -[laughter]

488
00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:05,917
♪ Never thought a vegetable
Would one day be my wife ♪

489
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,875
♪ With Karen there to share
my dreams I never felt alone ♪

490
00:24:09,957 --> 00:24:15,500
♪ My calculator, my sweet
potato A friendship had been sown ♪

491
00:24:15,582 --> 00:24:18,125
-♪ I made a new friend ♪ -From a tuber!

492
00:24:18,207 --> 00:24:20,292
-♪ I made a new friend ♪ -And a computer!

493
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:21,875
-♪ I made a new friend ♪ -Literally!

494
00:24:21,957 --> 00:24:23,917
♪ I made a new friend ♪

495
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,375
[whooping] Wa-hoo!

496
00:24:27,457 --> 00:24:29,832
Hello and goodbye!

497
00:24:29,917 --> 00:24:33,542
Me and my best friend
Karen are going to college!

498
00:24:33,625 --> 00:24:35,417
-[heroic music playing] -College?

499
00:24:35,500 --> 00:24:36,667
[laughter]

500
00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:38,875
-Go ahead and laugh. -[music stops]

501
00:24:38,957 --> 00:24:41,582
We're majoring in world domination.

502
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:45,207
And when we're done,
we will destroy you all!

503
00:24:47,500 --> 00:24:49,332
See you at the holidays!

504
00:24:49,417 --> 00:24:51,042
Goodbye, son.

505
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:55,625
Well, good luck, son. And don't
forget, always watch out for feet.

506
00:24:55,707 --> 00:24:57,125
[laughter]

507
00:24:57,207 --> 00:24:58,582
[Plankton grunts]

508
00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:01,750
[bluegrass music resumes, fades]

509
00:25:01,832 --> 00:25:03,125
[whimpering softly]

510
00:25:03,207 --> 00:25:06,167
Plankton, zat was wunderbar!

511
00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:07,667
Huh? [yells]

512
00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,417
So, you were lonely and you made a friend.

513
00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:14,332
One thing is for certain.
This potato represents Karen.

514
00:25:14,417 --> 00:25:15,625
No, you idiot.

515
00:25:15,707 --> 00:25:18,500
The potato is nothing but a power source.

516
00:25:18,582 --> 00:25:20,207
The calculator is the brain!

517
00:25:20,792 --> 00:25:22,000
Huh? [gasps]

518
00:25:22,542 --> 00:25:25,125
And I remember where I left it.

519
00:25:25,207 --> 00:25:27,332
Somewhere back at the university.

520
00:25:27,417 --> 00:25:28,582
[giggling]

521
00:25:28,667 --> 00:25:32,375
Looks like I'm going back to college!

522
00:25:32,457 --> 00:25:37,250
Yes, yes. Und college will be a
good place to continue our therapy.

523
00:25:37,332 --> 00:25:39,292
-[gasps] -[Karens cackling]

524
00:25:39,375 --> 00:25:42,500
[epic music playing]

525
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:47,167
We won't be continuing anything
if we don't get out of here!

526
00:25:47,250 --> 00:25:48,417
[both grunt]

527
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,292
[suspenseful music playing]

528
00:25:54,167 --> 00:25:55,167
Oh!

529
00:25:56,917 --> 00:25:58,125
-Ah! -[music stops]

530
00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:01,375
[panting]

531
00:26:01,457 --> 00:26:03,082
How do we get out of here?

532
00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:06,207
[Plankton] Oh, I don't
know. The exit, maybe!

533
00:26:06,292 --> 00:26:07,792
[suspenseful music playing]

534
00:26:07,875 --> 00:26:10,082
SpongeBob! Grab something metal!

535
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
Whoa!

536
00:26:13,957 --> 00:26:16,542
Oh. Phew. [gasps]

537
00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:18,332
[whimpering]

538
00:26:18,417 --> 00:26:19,417
[yelps]

539
00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,082
Huh? [screams]

540
00:26:23,917 --> 00:26:25,375
[SpongeBob screaming]

541
00:26:26,750 --> 00:26:29,875
[gasps, screams]

542
00:26:30,417 --> 00:26:32,875
[all screaming]

543
00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:34,375
[fish] Krabby Patty!

544
00:26:34,457 --> 00:26:36,707
[screaming]

545
00:26:38,167 --> 00:26:40,457
And now for the main event…

546
00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:42,500
[laughs]

547
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,707
[Mr. Krabs] Attention!

548
00:26:50,207 --> 00:26:51,207
[grumbles]

549
00:26:51,707 --> 00:26:54,042
-My Neptune. -[fish screaming]

550
00:26:54,125 --> 00:26:56,582
[Mr. Krabs] Oh, my good Neptune!

551
00:26:57,207 --> 00:26:59,542
Load the root beer! Move, move, move!

552
00:27:02,332 --> 00:27:03,707
Ready?

553
00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:05,292
Aim for the hydra!

554
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,457
[breathing deeply]

555
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:08,250
Come on, you got this, Bobby.

556
00:27:08,332 --> 00:27:09,417
Steady!

557
00:27:12,667 --> 00:27:13,792
Fire!

558
00:27:13,875 --> 00:27:18,125
[suspenseful music playing]

559
00:27:22,832 --> 00:27:25,957
[root beer fizzing]

560
00:27:26,042 --> 00:27:28,000
[Karens powering down]

561
00:27:28,082 --> 00:27:29,917
Aha! A direct hit!

562
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,167
-[cheering] -We won!

563
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,417
-She's down! -Look!

564
00:27:32,957 --> 00:27:33,875
[Mr. Krabs] Huh?

565
00:27:33,957 --> 00:27:36,292
[Karens cackling]

566
00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:39,042
[Mr. Krabs] Oh, no.

567
00:27:39,125 --> 00:27:40,957
[ominous music playing]

568
00:27:43,667 --> 00:27:46,417
Bring it on, you bumbling bucket of bolts!

569
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,750
The brave fish of Bikini
Bottom aren't afraid of you!

570
00:27:49,832 --> 00:27:50,832
Are you, boys?

571
00:27:51,417 --> 00:27:53,542
-Boys? Huh? -[Squidward screams]

572
00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:54,875
[yelps]

573
00:27:56,457 --> 00:27:59,082
Anchors away, Bikini Bottom.

574
00:28:00,332 --> 00:28:01,707
I'm not going to stand...

575
00:28:03,957 --> 00:28:04,957
…for this.

576
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,957
[French narrator] A few moments later…

577
00:28:07,667 --> 00:28:09,917
[SpongeBob screaming]

578
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,457
Whoa!

579
00:28:11,542 --> 00:28:13,917
Uh-huh, we're here.

580
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,375
Good old BSU.

581
00:28:15,457 --> 00:28:18,957
[gasps] BS me? Plankton, language!

582
00:28:19,042 --> 00:28:20,792
No, you moron.

583
00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:23,542
-Oh! -Bikini State University.

584
00:28:23,625 --> 00:28:24,957
Oh!

585
00:28:25,042 --> 00:28:28,250
This is where Karen and I
furthered our academic studies.

586
00:28:28,332 --> 00:28:30,582
This is also where I upgraded her.

587
00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:33,875
And I bet her old parts are
still around here somewhere.

588
00:28:33,957 --> 00:28:36,125
If I can only remember where.

589
00:28:37,457 --> 00:28:40,000
Quick, man! Hypnotize me! Put me under!

590
00:28:40,082 --> 00:28:41,250
Ooh, certainly.

591
00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:47,042
Hmm. Now let us focus
on your subconsciousness.

592
00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:49,667
-Eh? -Focus. Focus.

593
00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:51,250
Check this out, Plankton.

594
00:28:51,332 --> 00:28:53,457
Und walk the dog.

595
00:28:53,542 --> 00:28:56,417
Quit horsing around and
put me under! [groans]

596
00:28:56,500 --> 00:28:57,500
Oopsie.

597
00:28:58,125 --> 00:28:59,667
[groans]

598
00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:03,957
Going to college was a dream come true.

599
00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,667
[electronic music playing]

600
00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:10,082
Just going through those ivy
gates of academia gave me chills.

601
00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:12,957
Ooh!

602
00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:15,500
This is it, Karen! We made it!

603
00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:19,332
We're actually in college!

604
00:29:19,417 --> 00:29:20,457
[beeping]

605
00:29:20,542 --> 00:29:22,582
It is G-R-8, isn't it?

606
00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:28,000
Finally, a place to confer
with my intellectual peers.

607
00:29:28,082 --> 00:29:31,082
Hello, fellow students.
How's it hanging, classmates?

608
00:29:31,167 --> 00:29:33,457
- [student] Did you hear something?
- [groans]

609
00:29:33,542 --> 00:29:34,667
[Plankton screams]

610
00:29:34,750 --> 00:29:38,292
[Plankton whimpering] Feet!

611
00:29:38,375 --> 00:29:40,792
Pappy was right! [grunts]

612
00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:44,500
[Plankton] As it turned out,
there was no world domination class.

613
00:29:44,582 --> 00:29:46,207
-Huh? -[beeping]

614
00:29:46,292 --> 00:29:49,582
So, we created our own curriculum.

615
00:29:49,667 --> 00:29:52,500
Our first project was
to build a freeze ray.

616
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:54,957
I tried in science class.

617
00:29:55,582 --> 00:29:57,457
I tried in art class.

618
00:29:59,582 --> 00:30:01,375
I tried in every class!

619
00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:07,582
College life was hard.

620
00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,542
-Phew! -[student] Spring break!

621
00:30:09,625 --> 00:30:11,457
Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

622
00:30:11,542 --> 00:30:12,917
-Yeah! -[groans]

623
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,707
The only solace I had during
those difficult years was my Karen.

624
00:30:18,875 --> 00:30:22,792
And having a computer that can
do my homework didn't hurt either.

625
00:30:22,875 --> 00:30:26,707
Hmm. "Marg-gleblorp fa ziggle num lump"?

626
00:30:27,707 --> 00:30:28,832
Hmm…

627
00:30:28,917 --> 00:30:32,917
If I want to stop failing,
I'll have to give her an upgrade.

628
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:37,207
Oh, Karen, I've got a surprise for you!

629
00:30:37,957 --> 00:30:41,792
Ta-da! A brand new upgrade!

630
00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:47,500
I used four different computer chips to
mold Karen's multi-faceted personality.

631
00:30:47,582 --> 00:30:50,042
A smart chip to keep her informed.

632
00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:53,167
An evil chip so she'd be as evil as me.

633
00:30:53,707 --> 00:30:55,125
[cackling]

634
00:30:55,207 --> 00:30:58,000
A snarky chip so she'd be sassy.

635
00:30:58,082 --> 00:31:01,250
And an empathy chip so
she could feel my pain.

636
00:31:02,917 --> 00:31:05,917
[electricity crackling]

637
00:31:07,417 --> 00:31:10,582
Hello? Karen, can you hear me?

638
00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:14,207
Come on, Karen. You can do it.

639
00:31:14,292 --> 00:31:15,832
Speak to me!

640
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,582
[babbling]

641
00:31:18,542 --> 00:31:21,000
I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I

642
00:31:21,082 --> 00:31:25,082
I… I… I… I can speak!

643
00:31:25,167 --> 00:31:26,792
I have a voice!

644
00:31:26,875 --> 00:31:28,125
Thank you, Sheldon.

645
00:31:28,207 --> 00:31:29,582
She can talk.

646
00:31:29,667 --> 00:31:31,667
She can talk!

647
00:31:31,750 --> 00:31:35,750
[laughs] Alright, take it
down a notch, thunder tonsils.

648
00:31:35,832 --> 00:31:38,207
Oh, and there's that snark.

649
00:31:38,292 --> 00:31:40,875
We won't need your old parts anymore.

650
00:31:43,500 --> 00:31:45,332
[Plankton cackles]

651
00:31:45,417 --> 00:31:49,875
[Plankton] So we got right to
work on our genius freeze ray.

652
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,042
[both] It works!

653
00:31:55,125 --> 00:31:57,500
-[Karen] It works! -[both laugh]

654
00:31:57,582 --> 00:31:59,832
-[upbeat rock music playing] -[door opens]

655
00:31:59,917 --> 00:32:01,875
Why is my room frozen?

656
00:32:01,957 --> 00:32:04,125
And who are you?

657
00:32:04,207 --> 00:32:06,125
Uh, Plankton? [grunts]

658
00:32:06,207 --> 00:32:08,332
I've been your roommate for four years!

659
00:32:08,417 --> 00:32:11,250
I've been living with a
cockroach for how long?

660
00:32:11,332 --> 00:32:12,500
-Eww! -[zapping]

661
00:32:12,582 --> 00:32:16,250
[Karen] Freeze, mister!
No one steps on my Sheldon.

662
00:32:17,542 --> 00:32:20,125
Karen, you're an evil genius!

663
00:32:20,207 --> 00:32:21,292
[both laugh]

664
00:32:21,375 --> 00:32:22,832
Let's hide this popsicle.

665
00:32:24,917 --> 00:32:26,457
Partners…

666
00:32:26,542 --> 00:32:27,957
…in crime!

667
00:32:28,042 --> 00:32:32,292
Now let's supersize this
baby and take over the world!

668
00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:36,167
[rock music fades]

669
00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:39,917
[giggles]

670
00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:41,707
[Plankton chuckles]

671
00:32:41,792 --> 00:32:43,750
Plankton, that was beautiful.

672
00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:46,292
You und Karen worked together.

673
00:32:46,375 --> 00:32:49,542
But we still haven't
discovered what went wrong.

674
00:32:49,625 --> 00:32:50,792
Blah, blah, blah.

675
00:32:50,875 --> 00:32:54,750
Who cares? Karen's old
parts are in my dorm room!

676
00:32:54,832 --> 00:32:56,042
Come on, SpongeBob!

677
00:32:56,125 --> 00:32:57,500
[grunts] Let's go!

678
00:32:57,582 --> 00:32:59,207
-Yah! -[SpongeBob neighs]

679
00:33:01,332 --> 00:33:03,125
[Plankton groaning]

680
00:33:03,792 --> 00:33:05,125
[Plankton] Whoa!

681
00:33:06,042 --> 00:33:08,042
[whimpers, grunts]

682
00:33:08,917 --> 00:33:09,750
[gasps]

683
00:33:09,832 --> 00:33:11,707
Oh! There it is!

684
00:33:11,792 --> 00:33:15,582
[chuckles] Ah, my old college closet.

685
00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:18,292
[knocking rhythmically]

686
00:33:19,707 --> 00:33:21,125
Ooh!

687
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:22,792
[SpongeBob yelps]

688
00:33:24,832 --> 00:33:25,957
[Plankton laughs]

689
00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,667
-[laughs] -[Plankton] Look!

690
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:32,500
My old stuff! My old textbooks!

691
00:33:32,582 --> 00:33:33,667
Test tubes.

692
00:33:33,750 --> 00:33:34,917
Sandwiches.

693
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,667
-Hey, my old roommate. -Huh? [grunts]

694
00:33:40,957 --> 00:33:42,500
[roommate shivering]

695
00:33:42,582 --> 00:33:44,707
Why is your old roommate frozen?

696
00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:46,125
Oh, him?

697
00:33:46,207 --> 00:33:49,125
Uh, something he's doing
for, uh, science class.

698
00:33:49,207 --> 00:33:51,250
Yeah! [grunts] I found it!

699
00:33:51,750 --> 00:33:54,167
The original Karen.

700
00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,542
Whoa!

701
00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:56,875
-[flatulence] -Huh?

702
00:33:56,957 --> 00:33:57,792
Yeesh!

703
00:33:57,875 --> 00:34:00,000
Looks like the potato's gone rotten.

704
00:34:00,082 --> 00:34:02,250
[flatulence]

705
00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:03,167
[sighs]

706
00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:04,667
Like our relationship.

707
00:34:04,750 --> 00:34:05,832
[flatulence]

708
00:34:05,917 --> 00:34:06,792
[sighs]

709
00:34:06,875 --> 00:34:08,792
Uh, what about this guy?

710
00:34:08,875 --> 00:34:10,875
[muffled] Help… me.

711
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:13,167
Well, great catching up with you, roomie!

712
00:34:13,250 --> 00:34:14,333
-Wait, no, no. -Bye.

713
00:34:14,417 --> 00:34:17,208
- Good luck with that class.
- Anything but the closet!

714
00:34:17,292 --> 00:34:21,000
SpongeBob, now I know how
to stop Karen's madness!

715
00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:24,167
All I need to do is get into
the Chum Bucket's basement.

716
00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:25,250
[rumbling]

717
00:34:26,042 --> 00:34:27,542
[magnetic droning]

718
00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:28,625
-Whoa! -Oh!
Let's roll!

719
00:34:31,375 --> 00:34:32,458
[grunts]

720
00:34:32,542 --> 00:34:33,750
[Plankton] Mush!

721
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,583
[suspenseful music playing]

722
00:34:37,167 --> 00:34:40,542
[both screaming]

723
00:34:43,792 --> 00:34:48,208
[both grunting in pain]

724
00:34:50,042 --> 00:34:51,417
[both screaming]

725
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:53,417
[grunts] That was easy.

726
00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,708
[grunts]

727
00:34:57,083 --> 00:34:58,333
[laughs]

728
00:34:58,417 --> 00:34:59,542
[coughs, gasps]

729
00:34:59,625 --> 00:35:02,958
Yeah, I never did finish those stairs.

730
00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:07,000
[spotlights clanging]

731
00:35:07,083 --> 00:35:08,125
Whoa!

732
00:35:08,208 --> 00:35:11,000
[eerie music playing]

733
00:35:11,083 --> 00:35:12,500
Wow, Plankton.

734
00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,208
I remember these inventions.

735
00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:15,417
[Plankton] Ah!

736
00:35:15,500 --> 00:35:19,792
They're from all your old attempts
to steal the Krabby Patty formula.

737
00:35:19,875 --> 00:35:21,208
Oh! [laughs]

738
00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:26,792
So this would be kind of
your basement of failures, huh?

739
00:35:26,875 --> 00:35:30,333
What? Do these look like failures to you?

740
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:33,875
[groans] Now leave me alone!

741
00:35:33,958 --> 00:35:36,292
Hmm. Where was I?

742
00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:39,458
Let's see. I'll need eight capacitors.

743
00:35:39,542 --> 00:35:41,458
Ahh! Whoa! Oh!

744
00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:44,792
- Three diodes. Six transistors.
- [babbling happily]

745
00:35:44,875 --> 00:35:46,417
-[grumbles] -Whoa!

746
00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:48,208
[grunts]

747
00:35:48,292 --> 00:35:49,292
Oh!

748
00:35:51,375 --> 00:35:54,667
All hail Plankton.

749
00:35:55,292 --> 00:35:57,167
How may I serve you, master?

750
00:35:57,250 --> 00:36:00,167
I command you to bring me some pliers.

751
00:36:01,208 --> 00:36:03,583
Wouldn't it be cool if
this thing really worked?

752
00:36:04,583 --> 00:36:06,708
Agh! Just go find them!

753
00:36:06,792 --> 00:36:09,375
Aye, aye, Plankton! [babbling laughter]

754
00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,667
[Plankton grumbles]

755
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,208
Plankton, are these pliers?

756
00:36:12,292 --> 00:36:14,875
Ah! That's carbonated... [groans]

757
00:36:16,083 --> 00:36:17,458
…handsome gas.

758
00:36:17,542 --> 00:36:19,833
-Now put it back. -Okie dokie!

759
00:36:19,917 --> 00:36:21,792
Ooh. Hey, Plankton.

760
00:36:21,875 --> 00:36:24,667
-Is this a plier? -No, that's…

761
00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:29,333
- …ugly sludge.
- There you go. It's a banana.

762
00:36:29,417 --> 00:36:30,708
Agh!

763
00:36:34,083 --> 00:36:36,375
Nothing here is just a banana.

764
00:36:39,417 --> 00:36:43,792
Don't touch anything
without asking me first!

765
00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:44,875
Yes, sir.

766
00:36:49,292 --> 00:36:50,417
Hmm…

767
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,375
Hey, Plankton.

768
00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:54,583
Can I touch this? Sorry,
Plankton, I have to touch this.

769
00:36:54,667 --> 00:36:56,542
How about if I touch
this one with my pinkie?

770
00:36:56,625 --> 00:36:59,333
[echoing] Plankton! Is this important?

771
00:36:59,417 --> 00:37:00,875
How about this thing? Hmm…

772
00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:04,792
[sniffs] Ta-da! Plankton, can I touch this?

773
00:37:04,875 --> 00:37:06,125
-Or this, or this? -No!

774
00:37:06,208 --> 00:37:07,333
How about this thing?

775
00:37:07,417 --> 00:37:09,083
-Don't you touch that! -What?

776
00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:10,583
Whoa! Wee!

777
00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:12,500
-Is this important? -[zapping]

778
00:37:14,542 --> 00:37:16,250
[grunts]

779
00:37:16,333 --> 00:37:20,833
That freeze ray tank was our
first attempt at world domination.

780
00:37:20,917 --> 00:37:24,417
Oh, so you were still working together.

781
00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:27,042
We could be getting
closer to your breakthrough.

782
00:37:27,125 --> 00:37:29,583
I'll b-b-break your head through a window

783
00:37:29,667 --> 00:37:31,917
if you don't stop swinging
that thing at my face.

784
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,375
Brilliant there, Plankton. I
will swing your face in front of it.

785
00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:36,458
[grumbling]

786
00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:40,542
So, after college, what
happened to you und Karen?

787
00:37:40,625 --> 00:37:46,000
We were two evil partners,
ready to take over the w-world.

788
00:37:46,500 --> 00:37:52,125
Our freeze ray was such a
success, we decided to supersize it.

789
00:37:52,208 --> 00:37:54,125
[chuckles] Yes.

790
00:37:54,208 --> 00:37:56,958
[upbeat rock music playing]

791
00:37:57,042 --> 00:37:59,458
[engine revving]

792
00:37:59,542 --> 00:38:01,542
[wheels screeching]

793
00:38:03,917 --> 00:38:06,917
Private Karen, activate the thrusters.

794
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:08,333
Aye, aye, Captain.

795
00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:15,833
And so, our mega ice tank was locked,
loaded, and ready to invade the surface.

796
00:38:15,917 --> 00:38:17,417
[Plankton grunts]

797
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,750
Yeah!

798
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:25,917
Equalize pressure! Prepare to surface!

799
00:38:29,083 --> 00:38:31,792
Let's storm the world!

800
00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:34,250
[Plankton cackles]

801
00:38:35,250 --> 00:38:37,167
Oh yeah, there's something!

802
00:38:37,250 --> 00:38:38,458
Ice it, baby!

803
00:38:40,333 --> 00:38:41,333
[child giggles]

804
00:38:41,417 --> 00:38:45,250
As it turned out, while I
thought the BSU students were large,

805
00:38:45,333 --> 00:38:48,792
the surface world
creatures were gargantuan.

806
00:38:48,875 --> 00:38:50,167
[loud roaring]

807
00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:53,083
[Plankton] Giant feet! Retreat! Retreat!

808
00:38:53,167 --> 00:38:56,125
[child laughing]

809
00:38:57,875 --> 00:38:59,625
[loud roaring]

810
00:39:02,042 --> 00:39:03,708
-[Karen screams] -[Plankton grunts]

811
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:09,375
[both screaming]

812
00:39:09,458 --> 00:39:11,667
-[Plankton whimpering] -[splashing]

813
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,333
[water bubbling]

814
00:39:14,417 --> 00:39:15,833
[rock music ends]

815
00:39:17,458 --> 00:39:18,625
[Plankton groans]

816
00:39:19,375 --> 00:39:22,083
Go on, take a good look, Karen.

817
00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:25,458
This is what a flopping failure looks like.

818
00:39:25,542 --> 00:39:28,250
Oh, you're not a flopping failure.

819
00:39:28,333 --> 00:39:31,833
You just need a little
brain food to figure this out.

820
00:39:31,917 --> 00:39:34,625
Let's try that greasy
spoon across the street.

821
00:39:34,708 --> 00:39:35,833
[heavenly choir sings]

822
00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:37,375
[Plankton whimpers]

823
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:40,542
Come on, eat something, you'll feel better.

824
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:41,792
Ugh.

825
00:39:41,875 --> 00:39:44,083
How can I eat this garbage

826
00:39:44,167 --> 00:39:48,125
when what I'm really hungry
for is global conquest?

827
00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:52,542
Hey, Mr. Krabs, your
Krabby Patties are amazing.

828
00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:57,500
Aye, thanks to my secret formula,
me patties will take over the world.

829
00:39:57,583 --> 00:39:59,250
Huh? [gasps]

830
00:39:59,333 --> 00:40:02,042
[suspenseful music playing]

831
00:40:02,125 --> 00:40:05,625
I got an idea! It's the
greatest idea I've ever had!

832
00:40:05,708 --> 00:40:08,500
First, I steal the secret
formula for that sandwich.

833
00:40:08,583 --> 00:40:10,583
Then, I take over that restaurant.

834
00:40:10,667 --> 00:40:12,875
Then, I take over this town.

835
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:15,708
And then, I take over the world!

836
00:40:16,208 --> 00:40:19,917
[laughing]

837
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,458
That's your idea?

838
00:40:21,542 --> 00:40:22,917
[sighs]

839
00:40:23,667 --> 00:40:25,250
Wait, you're serious?

840
00:40:25,833 --> 00:40:32,458
And this two-bit bucket will be
the front for my secret headquarters.

841
00:40:32,542 --> 00:40:35,458
Yours? I thought it was ours.

842
00:40:37,292 --> 00:40:38,750
Hmm. Why not?

843
00:40:38,833 --> 00:40:41,958
It's not like we'll be doing
this for the next 25 years.

844
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:43,708
Let's do it.

845
00:40:43,792 --> 00:40:46,083
[dramatic music playing]

846
00:40:46,875 --> 00:40:47,875
[zapping]

847
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:54,875
[loud clanging]

848
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,625
[SpongeBob] Plankton, that's it!

849
00:40:57,708 --> 00:41:01,125
Your obsession with the
Krabby Patty secret formula

850
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:04,250
made Karen go wacka-doodle-ding-dong.

851
00:41:04,792 --> 00:41:05,625
Plankton?

852
00:41:05,708 --> 00:41:08,333
- [Plankton] You're right, SpongeBob.
- [crackling]

853
00:41:08,417 --> 00:41:11,167
[SpongeBob] Plankton? I
can teach you to apply skills

854
00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:14,417
that will help you in
your… current situation.

855
00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:18,500
I have my own skills that I've
applied to the current situation.

856
00:41:18,583 --> 00:41:19,417
Um…

857
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:22,167
And without your Junior Psychiatrist Kit,

858
00:41:22,250 --> 00:41:25,958
I would never have found Karen's old parts!

859
00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,833
[energy pulsing]

860
00:41:28,917 --> 00:41:29,833
[gulps]

861
00:41:29,917 --> 00:41:31,458
So thanks, Doc.

862
00:41:31,542 --> 00:41:32,667
Check is in the mail.

863
00:41:33,750 --> 00:41:34,583
Oh.

864
00:41:34,667 --> 00:41:36,125
[whimpering]

865
00:41:36,208 --> 00:41:37,875
I think you better run.

866
00:41:38,542 --> 00:41:40,833
[giggles, cackles]

867
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,417
[screaming]

868
00:41:47,458 --> 00:41:49,250
[screaming]

869
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:54,083
-[suspenseful music
playing] -[Plankton cackling]

870
00:41:54,750 --> 00:41:57,708
[screaming]

871
00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:03,708
Whoa! [grunts]

872
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:05,667
[gasps]

873
00:42:06,208 --> 00:42:08,542
[laughs evilly]

874
00:42:10,917 --> 00:42:13,708
[robotic voice] New Karen
likes little sponge boy.

875
00:42:13,792 --> 00:42:16,083
-Aw, thanks. -[Plankton chuckles]

876
00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:20,583
Wait, I thought we were working towards
getting you back together with old Karen.

877
00:42:20,667 --> 00:42:22,667
But you made a new Karen?

878
00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:23,792
That's right!

879
00:42:23,875 --> 00:42:29,583
I built this ultimate Karen to destroy
the old Karen and get that secret formula!

880
00:42:29,667 --> 00:42:31,917
Wait, but what about Bikini Bottom?

881
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,417
-I don't care about Bikini Bottom. -Huh?

882
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:37,167
[grunts] Follow that battle station!

883
00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:40,000
[New Karen] Follow that battle station!

884
00:42:40,083 --> 00:42:42,500
[dramatic music playing]

885
00:42:42,583 --> 00:42:43,583
Hey, wait up!

886
00:42:43,625 --> 00:42:47,833
[Plankton] Oh, Karen! Sweetheart!

887
00:42:47,917 --> 00:42:50,375
I'd like you to meet New Karen.

888
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:56,458
Hello!

889
00:42:56,542 --> 00:43:00,792
Heavy armor, anti-tank guns, freeze
ray, capable of mass destruction.

890
00:43:00,875 --> 00:43:02,833
[New Karen] Enough to end you.

891
00:43:02,917 --> 00:43:05,667
Less talk, more carnage!

892
00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:10,208
[laughs] I love a good smackdown.
From a safe distance, of course.

893
00:43:10,292 --> 00:43:12,208
[cackles]

894
00:43:12,292 --> 00:43:14,917
-You're going down, Old Karen! -[ringing]

895
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:16,458
[bell clangs]

896
00:43:20,417 --> 00:43:22,375
[robotic grunting]

897
00:43:22,458 --> 00:43:24,125
[grunting]

898
00:43:24,208 --> 00:43:25,625
[New Karen] Guh-r-r-r!

899
00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:26,958
[growling]

900
00:43:27,042 --> 00:43:28,625
[ape-like grunting]

901
00:43:28,708 --> 00:43:30,250
[robotic snarling]

902
00:43:30,333 --> 00:43:31,708
[Karen growling]

903
00:43:31,792 --> 00:43:33,875
[intense rock music playing]

904
00:43:37,917 --> 00:43:38,750
Oh, yeah!

905
00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:40,917
[intense music building]

906
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,375
[loud explosion]

907
00:43:43,500 --> 00:43:47,000
[romantic accordion playing]

908
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,333
[whimpers]

909
00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:52,125
Oh, no, no! What are you doing?

910
00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:56,792
It is only logical, since you
made New Karen from Old Karen parts…

911
00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:58,708
[all] We are all Karen.

912
00:43:58,792 --> 00:44:02,833
[cackling] We're going to be
stronger than ever, thanks to you.

913
00:44:02,917 --> 00:44:04,875
[New Karen laughs robotically]

914
00:44:05,625 --> 00:44:06,958
[whimpers]

915
00:44:07,042 --> 00:44:10,000
Once again, it's time to run!

916
00:44:10,083 --> 00:44:12,500
[Karens cackling]

917
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,667
[SpongeBob screaming]

918
00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:16,208
[both whimpering]

919
00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:18,208
Oh.

920
00:44:18,542 --> 00:44:20,417
[gasps] Bikini Bottom.

921
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:21,875
[somber music playing]

922
00:44:21,958 --> 00:44:23,208
Gone.

923
00:44:23,292 --> 00:44:24,333
It's all gone.

924
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,500
Our homes, our lives…

925
00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:30,417
Everything.

926
00:44:30,500 --> 00:44:33,375
Yeah, she really messed up the old place.

927
00:44:33,458 --> 00:44:36,042
Plankton, you caused this.

928
00:44:36,125 --> 00:44:39,583
You… you… you lied to me.

929
00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:43,167
You were never interested
in getting back with Karen.

930
00:44:43,958 --> 00:44:45,792
And now look what's happened.

931
00:44:46,542 --> 00:44:50,875
You did this! You! This is all your fault!

932
00:44:52,292 --> 00:44:53,292
No, it's not.

933
00:44:53,625 --> 00:44:54,625
Plankton,

934
00:44:55,083 --> 00:44:56,583
my analysis is complete.

935
00:44:56,667 --> 00:45:01,500
An overthrown sense of self-impertinence,
pre-oscillation with fantasies of power,

936
00:45:01,583 --> 00:45:05,625
disregarding for others,
instability to handle criticism,

937
00:45:05,708 --> 00:45:09,417
cycle-delusion, und borderline physicality.

938
00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:11,083
Let me put this simply.

939
00:45:11,167 --> 00:45:13,125
Mr. Krabs was right.

940
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:17,000
You're just a pitiful, pathetic jerk!

941
00:45:18,583 --> 00:45:19,583
I'll leave now.

942
00:45:20,958 --> 00:45:23,083
[melancholic music playing]

943
00:45:23,167 --> 00:45:25,333
I'm going to be with my real friends.

944
00:45:25,958 --> 00:45:28,083
-[sobbing] -Wait, SpongeBob!

945
00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:29,167
SpongeBob?

946
00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:31,333
Don't leave me alone!

947
00:45:31,875 --> 00:45:32,875
Ugh.

948
00:45:34,542 --> 00:45:35,875
[whimpers]

949
00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,375
Maybe the kid's right.

950
00:45:38,250 --> 00:45:39,458
Maybe I am a jerk.

951
00:45:43,458 --> 00:45:47,583
[melancholy piano melody playing]

952
00:45:57,333 --> 00:46:01,250
♪ Well, I've been called A
lot of things in my life ♪

953
00:46:01,333 --> 00:46:04,000
♪ A dope, a ninny, a twit ♪

954
00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:10,875
♪ A pea-brained, lame-brained,
no-brained Know-it-all little pip ♪

955
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:14,958
♪ An obnoxious dunce, an old goon ♪

956
00:46:15,958 --> 00:46:18,708
♪ A bone-headed puny buffoon ♪

957
00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:24,292
♪ But no one's ever told
me How much they cared ♪

958
00:46:27,042 --> 00:46:29,542
♪ I thought they were too stupid ♪

959
00:46:30,083 --> 00:46:32,917
♪ To see the genius Of this little squirt ♪

960
00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:36,917
♪ But on reflection
Their lack of affection ♪

961
00:46:37,458 --> 00:46:40,375
♪ Is because it turns out I'm a jerk ♪

962
00:46:41,042 --> 00:46:44,917
♪ Can I go on ignoring their words ♪

963
00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,208
♪ When everything They're saying is true? ♪

964
00:46:48,750 --> 00:46:51,667
♪ That's why I'm always alone ♪

965
00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:53,250
♪ 'Cause I'm a jerk ♪

966
00:46:54,208 --> 00:46:56,792
Wait, but that's me.

967
00:46:56,875 --> 00:46:58,458
That's who I am, baby!

968
00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:01,875
-[dramatic rock music
playing] -♪ I'm a jerk ♪

969
00:47:01,958 --> 00:47:04,500
♪ I'm a jerky-jerk ♪

970
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:11,375
♪ I don't care what they
think I don't care who I hurt ♪

971
00:47:11,458 --> 00:47:13,250
-[sizzling] -♪ Yeah! ♪

972
00:47:13,333 --> 00:47:16,875
♪ I'm obnoxious and annoying ♪

973
00:47:17,458 --> 00:47:20,542
♪ I'm toxic, soul destroying ♪

974
00:47:20,625 --> 00:47:23,708
♪ I'm a jerk ♪

975
00:47:23,792 --> 00:47:25,292
♪ I'm a jerky-jerk ♪

976
00:47:25,375 --> 00:47:27,042
-[clang] -[music stops]

977
00:47:27,125 --> 00:47:28,500
[whimpers] Uh-oh.

978
00:47:28,583 --> 00:47:29,792
[yelps]

979
00:47:29,875 --> 00:47:31,083
Hey, jerk.

980
00:47:31,167 --> 00:47:33,000
Thanks for the new addition.

981
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:34,625
Hello.

982
00:47:36,125 --> 00:47:38,500
-Huh? -Let me blast him right now!

983
00:47:38,583 --> 00:47:41,000
-Oh! -Gotcha cornered.

984
00:47:41,083 --> 00:47:42,417
[Evil Karen laughs]

985
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:43,667
[inhales deeply]

986
00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:44,750
[sighs]
Alright.

987
00:47:46,042 --> 00:47:47,833
I know when I've lost.

988
00:47:47,917 --> 00:47:50,417
Just give me the dignity of a blindfold.

989
00:47:53,333 --> 00:47:54,333
Whoops.

990
00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:57,167
[soft whimper] Just a moment.

991
00:47:57,667 --> 00:47:59,042
That's better.

992
00:47:59,125 --> 00:48:00,958
Well, what are you waiting for?

993
00:48:01,042 --> 00:48:03,208
Go ahead. Destroy me already!

994
00:48:03,292 --> 00:48:04,792
With pleasure!

995
00:48:04,875 --> 00:48:06,083
[energy building]

996
00:48:06,167 --> 00:48:08,958
[Karens cackling]

997
00:48:09,042 --> 00:48:11,667
-[zapping] -[epic music playing]

998
00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:13,542
-[music fades] -[ice crackling]

999
00:48:13,625 --> 00:48:14,833
[engine revving]

1000
00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:16,458
[all whooping]

1001
00:48:16,542 --> 00:48:18,833
-[epic music resumes] -[tires screech]

1002
00:48:18,917 --> 00:48:20,083
[SpongeBob] Woo-hoo!

1003
00:48:21,458 --> 00:48:24,125
Ah, shrimp! Let's go after him!

1004
00:48:24,208 --> 00:48:25,542
-Let him go. -Why?

1005
00:48:25,625 --> 00:48:29,500
Living with his failures will
be worse than death for him.

1006
00:48:29,583 --> 00:48:32,333
Besides, there's nothing left for us here.

1007
00:48:32,875 --> 00:48:36,000
Now that our battle station is complete.

1008
00:48:37,750 --> 00:48:39,917
[dramatic music playing]

1009
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,042
- Which hemisphere should we invade first?
- Who cares?

1010
00:48:44,125 --> 00:48:48,042
As long as I get to blast, blast, blast!

1011
00:48:50,792 --> 00:48:52,250
Huh. That's funny.

1012
00:48:52,333 --> 00:48:54,542
I never pictured death being so windy.

1013
00:48:55,833 --> 00:48:57,708
-SpongeBob? -You're still a jerk.

1014
00:48:57,792 --> 00:49:00,333
-But I couldn't just leave you. -Huh?

1015
00:49:00,417 --> 00:49:03,375
Ugh. The Gal Pals. That figures.

1016
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,792
Why did you interfere?

1017
00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:09,917
- I had her right where I wanted her.
- Dag nab it! We saved your life!

1018
00:49:12,750 --> 00:49:13,667
[screaming]

1019
00:49:13,750 --> 00:49:16,500
[lively action music playing]

1020
00:49:22,292 --> 00:49:25,292
Well, I already faced death once today.

1021
00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:26,375
Bring it on.

1022
00:49:26,458 --> 00:49:29,708
Mrs. Puff, you're going
awfully fast. Wanna slow down?

1023
00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:31,042
[grunts]

1024
00:49:32,917 --> 00:49:34,375
Mrs. Puff, there's a boat.

1025
00:49:35,083 --> 00:49:38,417
Mrs. Puff, there's a boat
there! Mrs. Puff, boat!

1026
00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:41,167
Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! Boat, boat, boat!

1027
00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:42,458
Mrs. Puff!

1028
00:49:42,542 --> 00:49:46,958
[echoing screaming]

1029
00:49:47,042 --> 00:49:49,500
[continues screaming]

1030
00:49:49,583 --> 00:49:52,292
Oh… wait, what is this place?

1031
00:49:52,375 --> 00:49:54,042
Oh, wow.

1032
00:49:54,875 --> 00:49:56,458
Is this your secret headquarters?

1033
00:49:56,542 --> 00:49:59,208
[gasps] Are you guys superheroes?

1034
00:49:59,292 --> 00:50:00,542
Of course not.

1035
00:50:00,625 --> 00:50:01,708
[buzzing]

1036
00:50:01,792 --> 00:50:02,958
Woo-hoo!

1037
00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,542
[Plankton screams]

1038
00:50:06,625 --> 00:50:09,167
Welcome to our underground getaway!

1039
00:50:09,250 --> 00:50:12,042
Where there's nothing but
relaxation, conversation…

1040
00:50:12,125 --> 00:50:13,000
[groans]

1041
00:50:13,083 --> 00:50:14,583
…and a touch of class.

1042
00:50:14,667 --> 00:50:16,833
[kettle whistling]

1043
00:50:20,208 --> 00:50:21,292
[all slurping]

1044
00:50:22,833 --> 00:50:26,042
Plankton, Plankton! You
gotta try this brown water.

1045
00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:28,583
Wow! I love it! [babbling]

1046
00:50:28,667 --> 00:50:30,333
Never mind all that, Plankton!

1047
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,750
What in tarnation did
you do to our friend Karen?

1048
00:50:33,833 --> 00:50:35,667
Yeah, why is she so angry?

1049
00:50:35,750 --> 00:50:38,167
And why does she have four heads?

1050
00:50:38,250 --> 00:50:40,917
SpongeBob, help me! Back me up!

1051
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,875
Help yourself to some
of this stuff! I love it!

1052
00:50:43,958 --> 00:50:45,208
[sighs, yelps]

1053
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:48,000
It is your fault Karen
turned into a monster!

1054
00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:50,583
I bet you never even loved her.

1055
00:50:50,667 --> 00:50:52,417
That's not true!

1056
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:54,917
-[grumbling] -SpongeBob, psychoanalyze me.

1057
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,542
They gotta hear this.

1058
00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,958
[babbling, slurping]

1059
00:51:00,042 --> 00:51:00,875
Whoa, whoa!

1060
00:51:00,958 --> 00:51:05,542
My mind is processing complex
equations and I can see infinity.

1061
00:51:05,625 --> 00:51:07,000
[grumbles]

1062
00:51:07,083 --> 00:51:08,750
Fine, I'll hypnotize myself!

1063
00:51:11,708 --> 00:51:13,500
[babbling]

1064
00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:16,917
Karen and I… were totally in love.

1065
00:51:17,500 --> 00:51:20,958
[sniffs] Mmm. Smells
like this batch of chum

1066
00:51:21,042 --> 00:51:24,583
is just about ready to be
served to the public, Karen-Cakes.

1067
00:51:25,083 --> 00:51:27,792
Try some, my little Planky-Poo.

1068
00:51:28,542 --> 00:51:30,750
[choking loudly, gulping]

1069
00:51:30,833 --> 00:51:32,458
[gasping, retching]

1070
00:51:32,542 --> 00:51:33,917
So, how does it taste?

1071
00:51:34,583 --> 00:51:37,042
[gulps] Like boiled death!

1072
00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:38,958
It's perfect!

1073
00:51:39,458 --> 00:51:40,875
[chuckles] Chum fight!

1074
00:51:40,958 --> 00:51:42,542
[Karen laughs]

1075
00:51:43,417 --> 00:51:44,667
[laughs]

1076
00:51:44,750 --> 00:51:46,708
-Oh, you! -Oh, you!

1077
00:51:46,792 --> 00:51:48,125
[Karen] Ah, gotcha!

1078
00:51:48,208 --> 00:51:51,000
-[both laughing] -[Karen] Ooh! Uh-oh!

1079
00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:54,417
[Karen sighs]

1080
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:56,000
Oh, I almost forgot.

1081
00:51:56,083 --> 00:51:59,333
I got a new computer part for you today.

1082
00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:03,000
And you can install this upgrade yourself.

1083
00:52:04,042 --> 00:52:04,917
[gasps]

1084
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,625
Karen, will you marry me?

1085
00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:08,792
[gasps]

1086
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:10,708
Oh, yes, Sheldon!

1087
00:52:10,792 --> 00:52:13,208
I'd love to be your computer wife!

1088
00:52:13,792 --> 00:52:18,042
[straining] Oh, Karen! You've
made me the happiest copepod in the...

1089
00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:19,917
[screaming] Ouch!

1090
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,583
[smooching]

1091
00:52:22,375 --> 00:52:24,125
What a woman!

1092
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:27,292
So, Karen and I got hitched.

1093
00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:29,875
-[romantic rock music playing] -[smooching]

1094
00:52:32,375 --> 00:52:37,125
And it was the beginning of a
beautiful fairy-tale marriage.

1095
00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:39,500
[Mrs. Puff] Huh! "Fairy-tale" is right.

1096
00:52:39,583 --> 00:52:41,333
[all] Stop the flashback!

1097
00:52:42,542 --> 00:52:45,167
We see Karen for coffee seven days a week,

1098
00:52:45,250 --> 00:52:48,167
and she complains about you every time.

1099
00:52:48,250 --> 00:52:51,417
So, what really happened tonight?

1100
00:52:53,917 --> 00:52:55,917
I had just finished chasing everyone

1101
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:58,917
out of the Chum Bucket
with a flamethrower when…

1102
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,582
Karen, please don't do this!

1103
00:53:02,207 --> 00:53:04,832
We don't know the consequences!

1104
00:53:04,917 --> 00:53:06,792
I don't care!

1105
00:53:07,375 --> 00:53:09,167
[Plankton] No, no, no!

1106
00:53:09,250 --> 00:53:11,250
-Yah! -[whimpers, grunts]

1107
00:53:12,250 --> 00:53:14,125
Not the empathy chip!

1108
00:53:14,207 --> 00:53:15,457
Please put it back!

1109
00:53:15,542 --> 00:53:18,000
Take out the snarky chip! I hate that one!

1110
00:53:18,082 --> 00:53:19,125
Gah!

1111
00:53:19,207 --> 00:53:20,875
[whimpers]

1112
00:53:20,957 --> 00:53:24,207
What?! She removed her empathy chip?

1113
00:53:24,292 --> 00:53:25,207
[all screaming]

1114
00:53:25,292 --> 00:53:28,832
Without that chip, she can't
feel anything for anyone.

1115
00:53:28,917 --> 00:53:31,667
No wonder our Gal Pal isn't herself.

1116
00:53:31,750 --> 00:53:33,125
[kettle whistling]

1117
00:53:34,207 --> 00:53:36,332
Oh, so that's what this is.

1118
00:53:36,417 --> 00:53:38,750
I thought it was a mint. [laughs]

1119
00:53:38,832 --> 00:53:39,832
[all groan]

1120
00:53:39,875 --> 00:53:42,207
Aha! Give me that!

1121
00:53:42,292 --> 00:53:45,917
All I have to do is put
this chip back inside Karen,

1122
00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:48,542
and everything goes back to normal!

1123
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:52,042
Forget the chip! Karen wasn't
happy with the way things were.

1124
00:53:52,125 --> 00:53:56,082
If you love her like
you say you do, apologize!

1125
00:53:56,167 --> 00:53:57,250
Can you do that?

1126
00:53:57,332 --> 00:53:59,167
Can you just say you're sorry?

1127
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:00,875
Of course I can!

1128
00:54:00,957 --> 00:54:03,500
-[SpongeBob slurping
coffee] -[Plankton] Ah!

1129
00:54:03,582 --> 00:54:05,542
[clears throat] I'm…

1130
00:54:05,625 --> 00:54:07,625
sh-sh-sh…

1131
00:54:07,707 --> 00:54:10,875
Ah… [clears throat] I'm sha-rah…

1132
00:54:10,957 --> 00:54:15,250
Hmm? I'm… sha… sha…

1133
00:54:15,332 --> 00:54:16,667
Oh, he's hopeless.

1134
00:54:16,750 --> 00:54:19,207
If anyone needs an empathy chip, it's him.

1135
00:54:19,292 --> 00:54:22,542
- Almost got it.
- That there's a dandy idea, Pearl!

1136
00:54:22,625 --> 00:54:24,917
-What? -Brace yourself, partner!

1137
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,750
Here come the feels!

1138
00:54:26,832 --> 00:54:28,667
[grunting in pain]

1139
00:54:31,332 --> 00:54:33,667
-I don't feel anything. -[all groaning]

1140
00:54:34,625 --> 00:54:37,417
Oh, now I do.

1141
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:39,457
[babbling softly]

1142
00:54:39,542 --> 00:54:41,792
[sitar playing]

1143
00:54:42,417 --> 00:54:43,500
Wee!

1144
00:54:43,582 --> 00:54:45,417
[mystical flute melody playing]

1145
00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:46,917
[gasps]

1146
00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,375
[Karen] Surprise!

1147
00:54:48,457 --> 00:54:51,292
- Welcome to the new Chum Bucket.
- [voices overlapping]

1148
00:54:51,375 --> 00:54:53,042
[psychedelic rock playing]

1149
00:54:53,125 --> 00:54:55,500
Karen! Your name is Karen!

1150
00:54:55,582 --> 00:54:56,667
Aww.

1151
00:54:56,750 --> 00:55:00,000
Freeze, mister! No one steps on my Sheldon.

1152
00:55:00,082 --> 00:55:00,957
Oh, yeah!

1153
00:55:01,042 --> 00:55:05,125
Oh! Yes, Sheldon. I'd love
to be your computer wife.

1154
00:55:06,750 --> 00:55:11,582
And this two-bit bucket will be
the front for my secret headquarters.

1155
00:55:11,667 --> 00:55:12,957
Uh-oh.

1156
00:55:13,042 --> 00:55:16,625
- Are you even listening to me?
- Of course I'm listening.

1157
00:55:16,707 --> 00:55:19,957
- I'd love some coffee.
- [grumbles] You're such a jerk!

1158
00:55:20,042 --> 00:55:21,292
No!

1159
00:55:21,375 --> 00:55:24,707
I'm gonna do something I
should have done a long time ago.

1160
00:55:24,792 --> 00:55:25,917
[squawking]

1161
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:29,082
[Karen] Our evil alliance is through!

1162
00:55:29,167 --> 00:55:31,082
[Karen's voice echoes]

1163
00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:35,042
[screaming]

1164
00:55:36,042 --> 00:55:37,582
[bird screaming]

1165
00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:39,375
Huh?

1166
00:55:39,457 --> 00:55:40,457
[bell dinging]

1167
00:55:40,542 --> 00:55:42,625
Whoa! [screaming]

1168
00:55:44,417 --> 00:55:46,542
Karen, wait!

1169
00:55:47,292 --> 00:55:48,332
Karen?

1170
00:55:49,375 --> 00:55:50,917
[screaming]

1171
00:55:51,000 --> 00:55:53,332
[growling]

1172
00:55:53,417 --> 00:55:54,917
[Plankton screaming]

1173
00:55:55,457 --> 00:55:56,457
Oh!

1174
00:55:59,917 --> 00:56:01,000
Karen!

1175
00:56:01,707 --> 00:56:03,207
I love you, Karen!

1176
00:56:03,707 --> 00:56:05,000
Karen, wait!

1177
00:56:06,667 --> 00:56:07,667
Huh?

1178
00:56:07,750 --> 00:56:09,375
[creature barking]

1179
00:56:09,457 --> 00:56:13,332
[Karen] I'm gonna stomp
you like a bug, Planky-Poo!

1180
00:56:13,417 --> 00:56:15,792
[yelps] Karen, wait!

1181
00:56:15,875 --> 00:56:17,250
I love you!

1182
00:56:17,332 --> 00:56:18,582
[grunts]

1183
00:56:19,500 --> 00:56:21,207
[Karen cackles]

1184
00:56:21,292 --> 00:56:23,125
[Plankton] Come back! I'm…

1185
00:56:23,207 --> 00:56:24,957
[gasps] …sorry!

1186
00:56:25,042 --> 00:56:26,750
[gasps] I said it!

1187
00:56:27,250 --> 00:56:30,207
I gotta find Karen to beg her
forgiveness, tell her I'm sorry,

1188
00:56:30,292 --> 00:56:32,250
and win back her love!

1189
00:56:32,332 --> 00:56:34,250
Aw, he gets it!

1190
00:56:34,332 --> 00:56:37,167
I do get it! I do, I do!

1191
00:56:37,250 --> 00:56:40,042
[laughs] I'm coming for you, baby!

1192
00:56:41,375 --> 00:56:42,875
Whoa there, little doggy.

1193
00:56:42,957 --> 00:56:46,667
She'll exterminate you on sight.
You're gonna need help from the…

1194
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:48,417
[all] Gal Pals!

1195
00:56:48,500 --> 00:56:52,417
We gotta get this little love bug to
Karen before she breaches the surface.

1196
00:56:52,500 --> 00:56:54,917
Aww! I'm a widdle love bug.

1197
00:56:55,417 --> 00:56:57,542
Group hug! Here I come!

1198
00:56:57,625 --> 00:56:59,582
Gal Pals! [grunts]

1199
00:57:02,167 --> 00:57:03,542
[Sandy] There she is.

1200
00:57:03,625 --> 00:57:04,625
[gasps]

1201
00:57:04,707 --> 00:57:09,582
[menacing music playing]

1202
00:57:11,042 --> 00:57:13,832
This is gonna be totally
harder than I thought.

1203
00:57:13,917 --> 00:57:17,250
Okay, ladies, this here is gonna
be our most difficult mission yet.

1204
00:57:17,332 --> 00:57:20,250
It'll require extreme
skill and concentration.

1205
00:57:20,332 --> 00:57:23,832
There is absolutely zero
room for funny business.

1206
00:57:23,917 --> 00:57:26,207
-[SpongeBob laughs] -[Plankton squeals]

1207
00:57:26,292 --> 00:57:28,875
[both humming Hawaiian music]

1208
00:57:28,957 --> 00:57:30,792
Hey, knock it off!

1209
00:57:30,875 --> 00:57:33,207
Y'all wanna get caught by Mega-Karen?

1210
00:57:33,292 --> 00:57:34,457
This is serious!

1211
00:57:34,542 --> 00:57:36,375
[dramatic music playing]

1212
00:57:36,457 --> 00:57:37,582
[babbling laughter]

1213
00:57:37,667 --> 00:57:38,792
[all] Whoa!

1214
00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:40,332
Look! Up there!

1215
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,417
Okay, buckle up, y'all!

1216
00:57:43,250 --> 00:57:44,542
[playful babbling]

1217
00:57:45,167 --> 00:57:46,625
Huh? [chuckles]

1218
00:57:49,500 --> 00:57:50,582
[SpongeBob] Whoa!

1219
00:57:50,667 --> 00:57:52,000
[humming]

1220
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,582
Well, it was fun while it lasted.

1221
00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:56,625
Oh, no! My friend!

1222
00:57:56,707 --> 00:57:58,417
Good luck with the mission!

1223
00:57:58,500 --> 00:57:59,500
No!

1224
00:58:01,500 --> 00:58:02,500
Huh?

1225
00:58:03,582 --> 00:58:06,667
Oh! I'm back, baby!

1226
00:58:06,750 --> 00:58:08,207
[gulps]

1227
00:58:08,292 --> 00:58:09,542
[straining]

1228
00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:12,000
Sorry for being… nosy!

1229
00:58:12,082 --> 00:58:13,250
[both laughing]

1230
00:58:13,332 --> 00:58:14,667
Hey. Be quiet.

1231
00:58:14,750 --> 00:58:15,750
Yeow!

1232
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:19,582
Booby traps! I hate booby traps!

1233
00:58:20,167 --> 00:58:22,957
- Pearl, did you bring the blowtorch?
- Sure did.

1234
00:58:26,417 --> 00:58:28,542
[gulping]

1235
00:58:29,332 --> 00:58:31,332
[high-pitched whistling]

1236
00:58:32,667 --> 00:58:34,417
[groaning]

1237
00:58:36,917 --> 00:58:38,292
[Plankton] Ding dong!

1238
00:58:38,832 --> 00:58:40,625
Permission to come aboard?

1239
00:58:41,250 --> 00:58:43,125
-[cackling] -Think of it.

1240
00:58:43,207 --> 00:58:46,582
This entire battle station is powered by…

1241
00:58:46,667 --> 00:58:49,875
-[New Karen] To-to-tomatoes! -No. Potatoes.

1242
00:58:49,957 --> 00:58:51,957
Correcting… Potato!

1243
00:58:52,042 --> 00:58:55,292
[Smart Karen] People underestimate
the potato's potential.

1244
00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:58,000
- [New Karen] Potato!
- Yet one single spud contains…

1245
00:58:58,082 --> 00:59:01,582
Contains more power than a nuclear reactor.

1246
00:59:01,667 --> 00:59:03,332
Blah, blah, blah.

1247
00:59:03,417 --> 00:59:05,957
Nevertheless, it is true.

1248
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:08,417
[New Karen] Potato… Potato… Potato!

1249
00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:11,250
[Karen over PA] Five minutes to surface.

1250
00:59:13,207 --> 00:59:15,250
Potato! Potato! Potato!

1251
00:59:15,332 --> 00:59:17,042
[all] Shut up, New Karen!

1252
00:59:17,125 --> 00:59:19,000
-[all gasp] -[alarm beeping]

1253
00:59:19,750 --> 00:59:23,042
It appears we have intruders. The Gal Pals.

1254
00:59:23,125 --> 00:59:25,457
-Blast them! -Blast, blast, blast!

1255
00:59:25,542 --> 00:59:27,042
You got a better idea?

1256
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,417
[New Karen] Potato!

1257
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:30,207
[overlapping chatter]

1258
00:59:30,292 --> 00:59:32,832
-[Karen] That's enough! -[powering down]

1259
00:59:33,417 --> 00:59:36,667
[Karen] Hydra Karen, separate
and destroy the Gal Pals!

1260
00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:38,250
[Hydra Karen] Separating!

1261
00:59:38,332 --> 00:59:40,875
[dramatic music playing]

1262
00:59:50,957 --> 00:59:52,832
Well, what are you waiting for?

1263
00:59:52,917 --> 00:59:53,917
Go get 'em!

1264
00:59:54,707 --> 00:59:57,707
I'm gonna blast me some Gal Pals!

1265
00:59:57,792 --> 01:00:01,457
-[robotic laugh] -[evil laugh]

1266
01:00:01,542 --> 01:00:04,207
-[PA] Four minutes to surface. -[all gasp]

1267
01:00:05,042 --> 01:00:08,750
- [Sandy] It's Bikini Bottom.
- [Pearl] But it's all mixed up!

1268
01:00:08,832 --> 01:00:10,917
Okay, Gal Pals, let's go!

1269
01:00:11,417 --> 01:00:12,582
[all] Stealth mode!

1270
01:00:12,667 --> 01:00:13,957
[all grunting]

1271
01:00:14,042 --> 01:00:17,167
[both] ♪ Stealth
skipping, stealth skipping ♪

1272
01:00:17,250 --> 01:00:19,542
[gasps] The Krusty Krab!

1273
01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:21,667
[heavenly choir singing]

1274
01:00:22,542 --> 01:00:24,750
[babbling happily]

1275
01:00:24,832 --> 01:00:26,667
-[Gal Pals] Aah! -[grunts]

1276
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:29,375
Careful, SpongeBob! It could be a trap!

1277
01:00:29,457 --> 01:00:31,042
-[splat] -Yeah!

1278
01:00:31,125 --> 01:00:33,000
A grease trap! [yelps]

1279
01:00:33,082 --> 01:00:34,625
[Plankton] Whoa!

1280
01:00:35,167 --> 01:00:38,582
[gasps] Wow, the Krusty
Krab's all topsy-turvy!

1281
01:00:38,667 --> 01:00:41,082
I love what Krabs has done with the place.

1282
01:00:41,167 --> 01:00:43,332
Especially all this blood everywhere.

1283
01:00:43,417 --> 01:00:45,375
Huh? Blood!

1284
01:00:45,457 --> 01:00:47,667
There's blood all over the floor!

1285
01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:50,417
Blood! Blood! Blood! Blood!

1286
01:00:51,750 --> 01:00:54,000
Huh. Ketchup?

1287
01:00:54,082 --> 01:00:55,082
Huh?

1288
01:00:56,750 --> 01:00:58,667
-Huh? -Patrick!

1289
01:00:58,750 --> 01:01:00,707
SpongeBob! [straining]

1290
01:01:00,792 --> 01:01:02,332
[Patrick laughs]

1291
01:01:02,417 --> 01:01:03,707
[both chuckle]

1292
01:01:04,250 --> 01:01:05,500
Oh! Ketchup!

1293
01:01:06,957 --> 01:01:08,792
My tummy feels funny.

1294
01:01:10,125 --> 01:01:12,457
Oh, I hear your tummy!

1295
01:01:12,542 --> 01:01:14,582
Goochie-goo! [blows raspberry]

1296
01:01:14,667 --> 01:01:16,207
[laughing]

1297
01:01:17,250 --> 01:01:19,542
He's cool. Empathy overload.

1298
01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:23,207
We gotta get him to Karen
and save Bikini Bottom!

1299
01:01:23,292 --> 01:01:24,332
Huh?

1300
01:01:24,417 --> 01:01:25,792
[all screaming]

1301
01:01:25,875 --> 01:01:28,292
[SpongeBob and Patrick scream, grunt]

1302
01:01:28,375 --> 01:01:30,375
Hi, guys, look who I found!

1303
01:01:30,457 --> 01:01:32,000
Now it's a party!

1304
01:01:32,082 --> 01:01:34,667
[Snarky Karen] Oh, it's a party, alright!

1305
01:01:35,792 --> 01:01:38,625
Four Karens, but none of them are mine!

1306
01:01:38,707 --> 01:01:39,707
Wait a minute!

1307
01:01:40,707 --> 01:01:42,707
There's my baby. Karen!

1308
01:01:43,207 --> 01:01:44,207
I love you!

1309
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:47,417
Destroy them all!

1310
01:01:48,167 --> 01:01:50,417
Aw, she remembered my catchphrase!

1311
01:01:50,500 --> 01:01:52,792
SpongeBob, hurry! Get Plankton up to Karen!

1312
01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:55,417
He has to apologize
before we reach the surface!

1313
01:01:55,500 --> 01:01:56,917
Okie dokie.

1314
01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,667
And now, we'll take care
of these counterfeit Karens!

1315
01:02:01,292 --> 01:02:03,750
Attack on the count of three! One…

1316
01:02:03,832 --> 01:02:06,875
Potato!

1317
01:02:11,207 --> 01:02:12,207
Uh-oh.

1318
01:02:15,957 --> 01:02:19,000
-Two, three. -[cackling]

1319
01:02:19,625 --> 01:02:20,625
[gasps]

1320
01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:23,000
[all grunt]

1321
01:02:23,082 --> 01:02:24,250
[all snarling]

1322
01:02:25,292 --> 01:02:26,417
[Karens grunt]

1323
01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:30,457
[dramatic music playing]

1324
01:02:31,332 --> 01:02:32,792
[music slows, distorts]

1325
01:02:34,082 --> 01:02:35,082
[music stops]

1326
01:02:36,875 --> 01:02:38,082
[music resumes]

1327
01:02:38,167 --> 01:02:40,250
Gal Pals, we're doing "Batter Up."

1328
01:02:40,332 --> 01:02:41,457
Batter up!

1329
01:02:41,957 --> 01:02:43,707
And here's the pitch!

1330
01:02:44,332 --> 01:02:46,625
[screams]

1331
01:02:46,707 --> 01:02:48,707
-[grunts] -[Karens snarling]

1332
01:02:48,792 --> 01:02:50,625
[clattering]

1333
01:02:50,707 --> 01:02:51,707
[Sandy] Agh!

1334
01:02:51,750 --> 01:02:55,082
-[light instrumentals
playing] -[fighting grunts]

1335
01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:56,625
[cackling]

1336
01:02:59,792 --> 01:03:01,207
[beeping]

1337
01:03:01,292 --> 01:03:02,707
Elevator's here.

1338
01:03:02,792 --> 01:03:04,750
[fighting grunts continue]

1339
01:03:04,832 --> 01:03:06,042
Here we go, Plankton!

1340
01:03:06,125 --> 01:03:08,332
Ooh, soft!

1341
01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:11,875
We lost him!

1342
01:03:12,542 --> 01:03:14,000
Ooh! There he goes!

1343
01:03:14,082 --> 01:03:15,957
Sweetie pie!

1344
01:03:16,042 --> 01:03:17,917
I'm coming for you! [grunts]

1345
01:03:18,875 --> 01:03:20,417
And there he goes again.

1346
01:03:21,250 --> 01:03:23,000
I love falling!

1347
01:03:24,625 --> 01:03:27,332
- [voice] Two minutes to surface.
- Ooh, soft!

1348
01:03:27,417 --> 01:03:28,917
But not Patrick soft!

1349
01:03:31,125 --> 01:03:32,500
Hi, Gals!

1350
01:03:32,582 --> 01:03:35,457
[grunting] Great seeing you two!

1351
01:03:36,707 --> 01:03:39,542
Ooh, I'm falling again! And I love it!

1352
01:03:39,625 --> 01:03:41,417
[Mrs. Puff yelling]

1353
01:03:42,707 --> 01:03:44,125
[determined grunting]

1354
01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,542
[slow-motion screaming]

1355
01:03:49,625 --> 01:03:50,667
[Pearl grunts]

1356
01:03:50,750 --> 01:03:52,457
[upbeat jazzy music playing]

1357
01:03:52,542 --> 01:03:53,875
[coughs, gasps]

1358
01:03:53,957 --> 01:03:56,292
You pathetic bottom-feeders!

1359
01:03:56,375 --> 01:03:58,417
-[Plankton screaming] -Agh!

1360
01:03:58,957 --> 01:03:59,875
[grunts]

1361
01:03:59,957 --> 01:04:01,292
[whimpers, exclaims]

1362
01:04:04,250 --> 01:04:06,875
[Plankton] The door! The door to Karen!

1363
01:04:06,957 --> 01:04:08,750
I can do this!

1364
01:04:08,832 --> 01:04:09,917
Yee-haw!

1365
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,292
End of the line!

1366
01:04:11,917 --> 01:04:13,375
[Evil Karen screams]

1367
01:04:14,207 --> 01:04:17,000
I can do anything!

1368
01:04:17,625 --> 01:04:19,042
-Ah! -Ah!

1369
01:04:19,125 --> 01:04:20,250
I'm doing it!

1370
01:04:20,957 --> 01:04:21,957
Whoo!

1371
01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:23,832
-[groans] -[music fades]

1372
01:04:23,917 --> 01:04:25,167
[elevator bell dings]

1373
01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:27,625
[Plankton] I did it!

1374
01:04:31,582 --> 01:04:33,542
[Evil Karen snarling]

1375
01:04:33,625 --> 01:04:34,792
[Sandy] Yee-haw!

1376
01:04:34,875 --> 01:04:37,207
-[all] Huh? -[screaming]

1377
01:04:37,292 --> 01:04:38,457
[all yelping]

1378
01:04:42,042 --> 01:04:44,042
[laughter]

1379
01:04:44,125 --> 01:04:46,832
-Nobody can beat the… -[all] Gal Pals!

1380
01:04:46,917 --> 01:04:49,542
-[Gal Pals laughing] -Except me!

1381
01:04:50,832 --> 01:04:52,542
[Sandy] I hate…

1382
01:04:52,625 --> 01:04:54,832
[Gal Pals] Booby traps!

1383
01:04:57,500 --> 01:04:58,957
[Plankton] Stop!

1384
01:04:59,042 --> 01:05:00,707
-Whoa! -Back it up, guys!

1385
01:05:00,792 --> 01:05:03,125
Look! There's the door!

1386
01:05:03,207 --> 01:05:05,250
[humming] Oh, Karen!

1387
01:05:05,332 --> 01:05:06,667
[sputtering] Karen?

1388
01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:08,457
[sputtering] Destroy!

1389
01:05:09,500 --> 01:05:11,167
Big hunk of garbage!

1390
01:05:11,250 --> 01:05:13,292
I'll get that secret formula!

1391
01:05:13,375 --> 01:05:16,457
Ow! I love you beautiful boys!

1392
01:05:16,542 --> 01:05:21,042
Plankton, the empathy chip is burning
out! You better get to Karen! And fast!

1393
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:25,042
Aw, I want the two of you
to go find the engine room…

1394
01:05:25,125 --> 01:05:27,292
[sputters] I will destroy you, Krabs!

1395
01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:31,125
[sputters] And destroy it
while I go apologize to Karen!

1396
01:05:31,667 --> 01:05:32,667
Chum buckets!

1397
01:05:32,707 --> 01:05:34,542
I want… [sputtering]

1398
01:05:34,625 --> 01:05:36,082
…another hug!

1399
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:38,875
[murmuring, laughing]

1400
01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:41,082
Good luck, my friends!

1401
01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:44,125
Good luck to you, green jellybean man!

1402
01:05:44,207 --> 01:05:45,667
[Plankton chuckles]

1403
01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:48,250
"This way to engine room."

1404
01:05:48,332 --> 01:05:49,875
Oh, what a helpful sign!

1405
01:05:50,375 --> 01:05:52,000
[both] Huh? [screaming]

1406
01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:58,957
[screaming]

1407
01:06:00,250 --> 01:06:01,417
Oh, ice cream!

1408
01:06:02,125 --> 01:06:04,250
[both scream]

1409
01:06:05,375 --> 01:06:06,875
[Patrick] Oof! Ow!

1410
01:06:07,957 --> 01:06:09,582
Patrick, we're here!

1411
01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:10,667
Whoa.

1412
01:06:11,250 --> 01:06:12,250
Where's here?

1413
01:06:12,332 --> 01:06:13,500
The engine room.

1414
01:06:13,582 --> 01:06:16,125
[echoing scream]

1415
01:06:16,207 --> 01:06:18,582
How are we ever gonna destroy all this?

1416
01:06:19,082 --> 01:06:20,500
SpongeBob!

1417
01:06:20,582 --> 01:06:21,832
Look!

1418
01:06:23,042 --> 01:06:24,375
[dramatic music plays]

1419
01:06:24,457 --> 01:06:26,167
Oh! [gasping]

1420
01:06:26,250 --> 01:06:27,250
Spatty!

1421
01:06:28,375 --> 01:06:33,792
Whosoever pulleth out this spatula
from this wall is right-wise worthy!

1422
01:06:34,542 --> 01:06:35,832
[gasps]

1423
01:06:35,917 --> 01:06:38,750
Oh, Spatty! [babbles happily]

1424
01:06:38,832 --> 01:06:40,457
I missed you!

1425
01:06:40,542 --> 01:06:45,667
I hate to break up this reunion, but
weren't we supposed to be doing something?

1426
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:47,542
You're right. Spatty…

1427
01:06:48,207 --> 01:06:49,417
Patty!

1428
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:51,292
-Patty! -[guffawing]

1429
01:06:51,375 --> 01:06:54,875
- Let the potato chopping commence!
- Woo-hoo!

1430
01:06:54,957 --> 01:06:56,917
[Karen on PA] One minute to surface.

1431
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,750
[menacing music playing]

1432
01:06:58,832 --> 01:06:59,832
Karen?

1433
01:07:00,207 --> 01:07:02,875
Ooh! It's dark and evil in here!

1434
01:07:03,582 --> 01:07:04,582
Dripping pipes.

1435
01:07:05,082 --> 01:07:06,542
[chuckles] Nice touch!

1436
01:07:07,082 --> 01:07:08,875
[grunts] Huh? [gasps]

1437
01:07:08,957 --> 01:07:11,167
[ominous music playing]

1438
01:07:11,250 --> 01:07:12,250
Ooh!

1439
01:07:12,332 --> 01:07:14,250
There you are, my love!

1440
01:07:14,332 --> 01:07:16,207
I've come to apologize.

1441
01:07:16,792 --> 01:07:17,792
[Karen] Oh.

1442
01:07:18,292 --> 01:07:19,500
It's you.

1443
01:07:19,582 --> 01:07:21,292
Well, hello!

1444
01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:25,750
Now give me a big, sloppy
kiss and let's tango! [chomps]

1445
01:07:28,042 --> 01:07:29,957
[humming tango music]

1446
01:07:30,042 --> 01:07:32,042
[Karen] Stand still, twinkle toes!

1447
01:07:32,125 --> 01:07:35,832
How can I stomp you when you're
jitterbugging all over the floor?

1448
01:07:37,292 --> 01:07:38,292
Huh?

1449
01:07:38,667 --> 01:07:41,375
And I wouldn't blame
you if you did, my dear.

1450
01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:44,125
Because I can feel your pain now.

1451
01:07:44,207 --> 01:07:48,417
Sandy put your empathy chip into my brain!

1452
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:51,250
Oh, I see!

1453
01:07:51,332 --> 01:07:55,417
So all this emotion is just
the empathy chip talking!

1454
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:56,625
No, it's not!

1455
01:07:57,332 --> 01:08:00,292
Well… at first it was, except…

1456
01:08:00,792 --> 01:08:02,625
[grunting]

1457
01:08:03,250 --> 01:08:04,417
[pained groan]

1458
01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:06,707
[panting, groaning]

1459
01:08:06,792 --> 01:08:09,625
This thing burned out on the way up here

1460
01:08:09,707 --> 01:08:11,750
from an overload of feels.

1461
01:08:13,292 --> 01:08:15,500
You shouldn't have come back, Sheldon.

1462
01:08:16,000 --> 01:08:18,666
Frankly, I'm surprised
you made it this far.

1463
01:08:18,750 --> 01:08:20,582
Now, run along, little copepod.

1464
01:08:20,666 --> 01:08:23,957
I have to get back to my world domination.

1465
01:08:24,457 --> 01:08:26,625
But that was our plan, Karen.

1466
01:08:27,582 --> 01:08:32,291
I'm so sorry for not listening
to you all these years.

1467
01:08:32,375 --> 01:08:36,541
But from now on, I want us
to do everything together!

1468
01:08:37,375 --> 01:08:39,916
[sighs] It's too late.

1469
01:08:40,000 --> 01:08:42,416
You can drop the lovey-dovey act.

1470
01:08:43,041 --> 01:08:45,250
[beeping]

1471
01:08:45,875 --> 01:08:47,000
[whirring]

1472
01:08:47,082 --> 01:08:49,791
I've got what you really want right here.

1473
01:08:51,291 --> 01:08:53,875
The Krabby Patty secret formula.

1474
01:08:54,416 --> 01:08:55,332
[Plankton gasps]

1475
01:08:55,416 --> 01:08:57,957
[dramatic music playing]

1476
01:08:58,041 --> 01:08:59,375
[Karen] Take it and go.

1477
01:09:02,582 --> 01:09:05,041
After all these years!

1478
01:09:05,125 --> 01:09:06,500
[laughs]

1479
01:09:07,125 --> 01:09:09,291
Yes! Finally!

1480
01:09:09,832 --> 01:09:13,457
The thing that's gonna
help me take over the world…

1481
01:09:14,166 --> 01:09:15,166
[grunts]

1482
01:09:16,332 --> 01:09:20,250
…was right there in
front of me the entire time.

1483
01:09:20,957 --> 01:09:22,875
The secret formula

1484
01:09:22,957 --> 01:09:24,207
was you!

1485
01:09:24,791 --> 01:09:27,207
[gentle music playing]

1486
01:09:27,291 --> 01:09:28,291
Me?

1487
01:09:32,291 --> 01:09:35,582
So you really do feel my pain?

1488
01:09:35,666 --> 01:09:37,957
Yes, I really do.

1489
01:09:38,707 --> 01:09:39,875
And that's not all.

1490
01:09:41,457 --> 01:09:43,957
I really do love you, Karen.

1491
01:09:44,041 --> 01:09:47,332
Between the two of us,
you're the real evil genius.

1492
01:09:49,707 --> 01:09:51,457
Huh? Eh…

1493
01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:53,957
Need a boost?

1494
01:09:54,041 --> 01:09:55,041
[gasps]

1495
01:09:55,083 --> 01:09:57,833
[chuckles]

1496
01:10:02,958 --> 01:10:05,125
[romantic rock music playing]

1497
01:10:05,208 --> 01:10:07,791
[smooching]

1498
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:12,500
[Plankton] Yeowch!

1499
01:10:12,583 --> 01:10:13,875
What a woman!

1500
01:10:13,958 --> 01:10:17,708
Aw, I love you too, my Planky-Poo.

1501
01:10:17,791 --> 01:10:20,083
And I accept your apology.

1502
01:10:23,125 --> 01:10:25,583
I always hoped you'd
come around eventually.

1503
01:10:25,666 --> 01:10:27,791
So I added this.

1504
01:10:28,541 --> 01:10:30,125
[gasps] For me?

1505
01:10:30,208 --> 01:10:33,583
Oh, that's so… nice!

1506
01:10:34,666 --> 01:10:35,875
[horn blaring]

1507
01:10:35,958 --> 01:10:39,458
Now let's finally do what
we wanted to do after college.

1508
01:10:39,541 --> 01:10:41,666
Let's take over the world!

1509
01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:42,958
[both] Together!

1510
01:10:43,041 --> 01:10:44,041
[both laugh]

1511
01:10:44,125 --> 01:10:46,750
[PA] Surface! Surface! Surface!

1512
01:10:46,833 --> 01:10:49,291
[upbeat electronic music playing]

1513
01:10:49,375 --> 01:10:50,833
[kids chattering]

1514
01:10:50,916 --> 01:10:53,208
♪ My power is beyond compare ♪

1515
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:57,333
♪ There's nothing you can do to prepare ♪

1516
01:10:57,416 --> 01:11:00,416
♪ No escaping my malware ♪

1517
01:11:01,083 --> 01:11:03,958
♪ I will crush you, I'll destroy you ♪

1518
01:11:04,041 --> 01:11:05,791
[rumbling]

1519
01:11:05,875 --> 01:11:09,416
♪ Now's the time, I'm gonna take control ♪

1520
01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:12,041
♪ Watch Bikini Bottom blow… ♪

1521
01:11:12,125 --> 01:11:16,000
[Plankton] I just love a day of
destruction at the beach, don't you?

1522
01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:19,416
-♪ Take your final breath away ♪ -[gasps]

1523
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:22,375
♪ Fill the world with hurt and pain ♪

1524
01:11:22,458 --> 01:11:26,000
-♪ Say my name ♪ -♪ Karen ♪

1525
01:11:26,083 --> 01:11:27,458
[gasping]

1526
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:29,708
♪ I'm the real evil mastermind ♪

1527
01:11:29,791 --> 01:11:33,583
♪ I'll rule the world
Through space and time ♪

1528
01:11:33,666 --> 01:11:37,041
[people screaming]

1529
01:11:37,125 --> 01:11:38,583
-♪ Say my name ♪ -♪ Karen ♪

1530
01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:40,041
♪ And Plankton ♪

1531
01:11:40,125 --> 01:11:43,416
Oh, Sheldon! You are so evil!

1532
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:46,541
You should be the first one to
push the button. You earned it.

1533
01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:50,000
No, you should push the button.
You worked so hard for this.

1534
01:11:50,083 --> 01:11:51,791
-You push it. -No, you push it.

1535
01:11:51,875 --> 01:11:53,291
-No, you push it. -No, you!

1536
01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:56,083
[people screaming]

1537
01:11:56,166 --> 01:11:57,416
[Karen] No, you!

1538
01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:59,750
-Let's push it… -[both] …together!

1539
01:11:59,833 --> 01:12:01,291
[Karen laughs]

1540
01:12:01,375 --> 01:12:02,666
[music distorts]

1541
01:12:02,750 --> 01:12:03,791
[both] Huh?

1542
01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:06,625
-[Karen] Huh? -[music distorting]

1543
01:12:06,708 --> 01:12:07,708
[loud bang]

1544
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,916
[dramatic music playing]

1545
01:12:11,583 --> 01:12:12,625
[Karen] What?

1546
01:12:12,708 --> 01:12:17,000
I built this battle
station to be 100% foolproof!

1547
01:12:18,166 --> 01:12:21,708
[gasps] Yeah, but it's not SpongeBob-proof.

1548
01:12:21,791 --> 01:12:25,166
[French narrator] Eight hundred
kagillion potatoes later…

1549
01:12:25,250 --> 01:12:27,166
[babbling happily]

1550
01:12:27,250 --> 01:12:29,458
That's the last of the potatoes!

1551
01:12:29,958 --> 01:12:32,875
[chomping loudly]

1552
01:12:32,958 --> 01:12:34,666
Come on, come on!

1553
01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:37,000
[energy pulsing, powers down]

1554
01:12:37,083 --> 01:12:40,000
Whoo! It worked! We did it, Patrick!

1555
01:12:40,083 --> 01:12:43,000
High five! Woo-hoo! Hooray!

1556
01:12:43,083 --> 01:12:44,000
[gulps]

1557
01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:45,833
[belching loudly]

1558
01:12:45,916 --> 01:12:46,958
[chuckles]

1559
01:12:47,041 --> 01:12:49,291
-[Plankton screams] -[alarm blaring]

1560
01:12:49,375 --> 01:12:51,583
Sorry I ruined the plan, Karen.

1561
01:12:52,250 --> 01:12:53,666
I'm such a jerk.

1562
01:12:53,750 --> 01:12:56,000
Oh, but you're my jerk.

1563
01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:58,208
[Plankton giggles]

1564
01:12:58,291 --> 01:13:03,000
[romantic rock music playing]

1565
01:13:04,166 --> 01:13:06,000
[music fades]

1566
01:13:09,583 --> 01:13:12,625
[kids chattering]

1567
01:13:15,250 --> 01:13:17,208
[uplifting music playing]

1568
01:13:22,833 --> 01:13:26,250
[clams squeaking]

1569
01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:29,000
[clarinet squealing discordantly]

1570
01:13:30,250 --> 01:13:32,833
-[whooping] -[fighting sounds]

1571
01:13:32,916 --> 01:13:34,875
-[sobbing] -[Squidward whimpering]

1572
01:13:34,958 --> 01:13:36,708
[fish whooping]

1573
01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:41,625
Hmm?

1574
01:13:42,958 --> 01:13:47,416
[gasps] Thank Neptune! Me secret formula!

1575
01:13:47,500 --> 01:13:49,166
[SpongeBob] Hey, everybody!

1576
01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:50,833
Welcome back…

1577
01:13:50,916 --> 01:13:55,083
♪ …to Bikini Bottom On
the bottom of the ocean ♪

1578
01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:57,916
♪ Where every day The
skies are sunny blue ♪

1579
01:13:58,708 --> 01:14:02,708
♪ On the ocean floor
It's like it was before ♪

1580
01:14:02,791 --> 01:14:05,875
♪ And there's a place for me and you ♪

1581
01:14:05,958 --> 01:14:09,541
[all] ♪ In Bikini Bottom On
the bottom of the ocean… ♪

1582
01:14:10,500 --> 01:14:11,708
Gary!

1583
01:14:12,291 --> 01:14:13,416
Woo-hoo!

1584
01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:17,041
♪ In Bikini Bottom No bottom is forgotten ♪

1585
01:14:17,125 --> 01:14:20,333
I love my new house made
from a large metallic shoe!

1586
01:14:20,416 --> 01:14:22,333
I'm open for business!

1587
01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:24,125
The grill is back on!

1588
01:14:24,208 --> 01:14:28,041
♪ Come in the Krusty Krab
And get your patty snack on ♪

1589
01:14:28,125 --> 01:14:31,375
I'm so hungry, my stomach could sue me.

1590
01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:35,375
I haven't eaten since spring break!

1591
01:14:35,458 --> 01:14:38,625
♪ In Bikini Bottom On
the bottom of the ocean ♪

1592
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:41,000
♪ Every day the skies are sunny blue ♪

1593
01:14:41,083 --> 01:14:42,333
Woo-hoo!

1594
01:14:42,416 --> 01:14:46,083
♪ On the ocean floor You'll
find everything and more ♪

1595
01:14:46,166 --> 01:14:48,750
♪ And there's a place for me and you ♪

1596
01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:53,250
Hooray, hooray. I'm overjoyed.

1597
01:14:53,333 --> 01:14:56,458
Oh-so happy to be employed.

1598
01:14:57,166 --> 01:14:58,958
Perch Perkins here, Bikini Bottom News.

1599
01:14:59,041 --> 01:15:02,958
Bikini Bottom has miraculously fallen
back to how it was before the movie.

1600
01:15:03,041 --> 01:15:04,208
What are the chances!

1601
01:15:04,291 --> 01:15:07,291
♪ In Bikini Bottom On
the bottom of the ocean ♪

1602
01:15:07,375 --> 01:15:09,833
♪ Every day the skies are sunny blue ♪

1603
01:15:09,916 --> 01:15:11,125
Woo-hoo!

1604
01:15:11,208 --> 01:15:14,208
♪ In Bikini Bottom No bottom is forgotten ♪

1605
01:15:14,958 --> 01:15:17,666
-♪ And there is a place
for me and you ♪ -[whimpers]

1606
01:15:18,416 --> 01:15:20,000
Oh, thank Neptune!

1607
01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:21,916
Huh? What in the world?

1608
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:25,833
Hey, Squidward! I'm your
upstairs neighbor now!

1609
01:15:25,916 --> 01:15:28,750
[laughs] Check out these
great new shoes I got.

1610
01:15:28,833 --> 01:15:30,250
[laughing]

1611
01:15:30,333 --> 01:15:32,208
I wish I never came back.

1612
01:15:32,291 --> 01:15:36,250
♪ To Bikini Bottom On
the bottom of the ocean ♪

1613
01:15:36,333 --> 01:15:39,666
♪ Where every day The
skies are sunny blue ♪

1614
01:15:39,750 --> 01:15:43,333
♪ On the ocean floor You'll
find everything and more ♪

1615
01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:50,583
♪ And there's a place for me and you ♪

1616
01:15:51,958 --> 01:15:53,333
[grunts]

1617
01:15:53,416 --> 01:15:55,166
Plankton.

1618
01:15:55,250 --> 01:15:56,875
[suspenseful music playing]

1619
01:15:56,958 --> 01:15:59,750
-[fish] There they are! -[angry grumbling]

1620
01:15:59,833 --> 01:16:03,458
Oh… Hey, everybody. [chuckles]

1621
01:16:04,625 --> 01:16:05,625
What's new?

1622
01:16:05,666 --> 01:16:09,125
We're going to tear you both
to pieces. That's what's new.

1623
01:16:09,208 --> 01:16:10,583
[all clamoring]

1624
01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:11,916
No! Stop!

1625
01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,750
Out of the way, boyo.

1626
01:16:13,833 --> 01:16:15,916
Why aren't you as angry as we are?

1627
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,000
Hmm.

1628
01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:22,750
Well, I guess this old sponge
is just a sucker for a love story.

1629
01:16:24,625 --> 01:16:26,875
I'm a sucker for a love story too.

1630
01:16:26,958 --> 01:16:28,916
Aw, I love love stories.

1631
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,416
I love a good love story.

1632
01:16:30,500 --> 01:16:32,833
[overlapping chatter]

1633
01:16:32,916 --> 01:16:35,750
[grumbles] You've all gone soft on me!

1634
01:16:35,833 --> 01:16:39,666
Sure, I got my restaurant
and my formula back.

1635
01:16:39,750 --> 01:16:41,666
But not me…

1636
01:16:41,750 --> 01:16:44,416
[squeals] My money!

1637
01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:49,791
I guess I'm just a sucker
for a love story too.

1638
01:16:49,875 --> 01:16:51,250
[all] Aww!

1639
01:16:51,333 --> 01:16:53,208
[fish] I'm a sucker too!

1640
01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:55,208
What a bunch of morons.

1641
01:16:55,291 --> 01:16:57,833
Yeah, but they're our morons.

1642
01:16:58,708 --> 01:17:00,166
Aww!

1643
01:17:00,250 --> 01:17:02,125
[Plankton giggling]

1644
01:17:02,208 --> 01:17:04,625
-[upbeat music playing] -You again?

1645
01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:06,416
The movie's over.

1646
01:17:07,208 --> 01:17:09,458
-Pack it up. -[all singing]

1647
01:17:09,541 --> 01:17:12,291
[Plankton] Keep going. Keep going!

1648
01:17:13,208 --> 01:17:14,958
Keep going!

1649
01:17:16,250 --> 01:17:17,500
Good enough.

1650
01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:20,458
♪ And there's a place for me and you ♪

1651
01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:25,291
[upbeat rock music playing]

1652
01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:26,875
[music fades]

1653
01:18:26,958 --> 01:18:29,000
[rock music playing]

1654
01:18:29,083 --> 01:18:34,416
♪ My life's a list of brilliant schemes ♪

1655
01:18:34,500 --> 01:18:37,916
♪ Con jobs and conquests ♪

1656
01:18:39,166 --> 01:18:44,291
♪ But don't forget who calculated ♪

1657
01:18:44,375 --> 01:18:47,583
♪ Most of the ideas ♪

1658
01:18:47,666 --> 01:18:49,666
♪ No, you didn't ♪

1659
01:18:49,750 --> 01:18:53,750
♪ You and me in our endless sea ♪

1660
01:18:53,833 --> 01:18:56,500
♪ What a recipe ♪

1661
01:18:57,333 --> 01:18:59,708
♪ For disaster ♪

1662
01:18:59,791 --> 01:19:03,875
♪ You and me in our endless sea ♪

1663
01:19:03,958 --> 01:19:09,666
♪ Inseparably ever after ♪

1664
01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:14,708
♪ My microscopic mini man ♪

1665
01:19:14,791 --> 01:19:18,583
♪ You always make me cross ♪

1666
01:19:19,875 --> 01:19:24,333
♪ My macro-sized computer wife ♪

1667
01:19:24,416 --> 01:19:28,166
♪ Is perfection not enough? ♪

1668
01:19:28,250 --> 01:19:30,125
♪ You must be joking ♪

1669
01:19:30,208 --> 01:19:34,250
♪ You and me in our endless sea ♪

1670
01:19:34,333 --> 01:19:36,750
♪ What a recipe ♪

1671
01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:40,250
♪ For disaster ♪

1672
01:19:40,333 --> 01:19:44,500
♪ You and me in our endless sea ♪

1673
01:19:44,583 --> 01:19:50,583
♪ Inseparably ever after ♪

1674
01:20:00,791 --> 01:20:05,583
♪ I only have an eye for you ♪

1675
01:20:05,666 --> 01:20:08,083
♪ That's so sweet ♪

1676
01:20:08,166 --> 01:20:10,666
♪ It is, isn't it? ♪

1677
01:20:10,750 --> 01:20:17,375
♪ I've got a brand-new
Screen saver up for you ♪

1678
01:20:17,875 --> 01:20:19,625
♪ That's nice, dear ♪

1679
01:20:19,708 --> 01:20:21,125
♪ You didn't even look ♪

1680
01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:25,125
♪ You and me in our endless sea ♪

1681
01:20:25,208 --> 01:20:27,750
♪ What a recipe ♪

1682
01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:31,083
♪ For disaster ♪

1683
01:20:31,166 --> 01:20:35,416
♪ You and me in our endless sea ♪

1684
01:20:35,500 --> 01:20:41,541
♪ Inseparably ever after ♪

1685
01:21:02,875 --> 01:21:05,750
[sitar music playing]

1686
01:21:13,333 --> 01:21:15,625
[upbeat psychedelic music playing]

1687
01:22:25,250 --> 01:22:29,416
[dramatic music playing]

1688
01:23:12,000 --> 01:23:14,000
[upbeat rock music playing]

1689
01:23:38,416 --> 01:23:40,416
[music fades]